Two Wheels. One Dark Lord.
… stand. For starters, the work benches are now all equipped with torque wrenches. There is so much carbon plastic floating around out … brought a tear to my eye. In the past I have wrestled with those sons-of-bitches forever, trying to wiggle them apart with my greasy …
… I spend too much time alone. Riding around for days on end with nothing but my sleeping bag and some food, just thinking about things. … feel like a kid again all while making hours disappear without you even knowing. The ultimate time machine Lately one of the topics …
… and sort gear before all the fun begins. It all started with Caveman sending me a text that he was going to be in Leadville while the … was all I needed to hear and plane tickets were booked within 15 minutes. Our mission: to bring our own unique drunkcylist level of …
I went to Durango, and all I got was this stupid picture. Like a dumbass, I forgot to put a memory card in my camera before the trip. The internal memory could hold six pictures and this is one of them. Four wonderful days of great friends(new and o …
… than a decade to Memorial Day weekend, 2011. Myself along with a half a dozen other mountain bike dorks, find ourselves on the North Rim … the trail was. It was nice to share the experience with somebody, but eventually I had to push on alone. [caption …
… and there were a bunch of other racers there to bullshit with. Gallup was treating me pretty good so far. 5:30 came pretty quick the … morning. But right before the start we were greeted with a crisp, cold sunrise. There was no Le Mans start at this race, …
… I could just ride home. I made a couple phone calls and within 15 mins my ride to the start was arranged. One quick facebook message … My buddy Erick decided he wanted to ride the first day with me and jumped in the car with about an hour notice. My friend Maximum …
… have always had a love/hate relationship with the Superstition mountains to the east of Phoenix. It is where the … glow of the city while backpacking. The hills are filled with tourists but also endless miles of singletrack that due to it’s wilderness … to find out, DC representative Turkey recently moved within riding distance of these trails. A date was set, the troops were rallied …
Ten days. That is all that is left until Gnome, D2, Precious, myself, and a team of 4 sultry vixens head down to the Tucson desert to represent DC at Old Pueblo. I really can’t wait to get the suffering started. I spent a good amount of today riding the co …
… spent too much time on the road bike this weekend. With this little 24 hour party coming up soon, I decided I better … known to man. My hobbies and my constant battle with boredom always lead me to do some pretty dumb things. If I get myself into … makes for a good story in the end. If I have problems with the moto I call one friend. If I need of a tow or in a place that …
… fumbling through the customs line in the Cancun airport. With my head still a little foggy from the previous night on the town, I try to … I finally get to the door and the 85 degree air mixed with the 95% humidity slapped me in the face instantly. This trip was off to an …
… probably be ok doing 50 on dirt roads alternating laps with a partner. In a moment of weakness I said yes. We briefly discussed what … fate was sealed. I have to admit, I went into the day with a really bad attitude. I have never done a mountain bike race that went …