How to be a dumbass
“Dirty, are you falling more than normal? Why the fuck is your bike wrapped in foam?” Funny story about that. Let me tell ya. Continue reading How to be a dumbass
You ever get unsolicited advice? You ever witness someone blowing things out of proportion?
Full blown bike touring season out here, friends. Now. And it’s a lot of people who don’t know. They don’t even know they don’t know. Continue reading You ever get unsolicited advice? You ever witness someone blowing things out of proportion?
#commutering
A couple months ago I wrote about riding to work. After three years of complacency I finally ditched the excuses about a long, convoluted route to Continue reading #commutering
Even Winners Party
It’s Tommeke’s last run at the Paris Roubaix as he goes for win #5 this Sunday. No small task in any sense, and our friends at Specialized Continue reading Even Winners Party
Everybody Gets a Turn
Mike Hall died racing the Indian Pacific Wheel Race. From the reports it was early in the morning when he was struck by a car Continue reading Everybody Gets a Turn
Tales from the Trail – Getting Stomp’d
“Getting stomp’d” out on the trail can have a variety of different meanings, and I’m about to get into my personal account from this past Continue reading Tales from the Trail – Getting Stomp’d
Pass me by if you’re only passing thru
I’m in it for the long haul. How about you? On account of I got a short time to live and a long time to Continue reading Pass me by if you’re only passing thru
I’ll find my way like I’ve never been lost
Tell you about a friend of mine that you don’t know. Lives way up a road that’s lost in time. Don’t know his name or Continue reading I’ll find my way like I’ve never been lost
Drunkcyclist’s Guide to 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo
The Burning Man of bicycles. OP. #24hop. Old El Pablo. The big one. 24 Hour Town. It’s been called a lot of names. It’s the largest Continue reading Drunkcyclist’s Guide to 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo
This is not a Drunkcyclist t-shirt
As a tribute to one of the greatest bands to ever record music. We are making this shirt. It’s a great shirt. A tremendous shirt. Continue reading This is not a Drunkcyclist t-shirt
Wednesday night.
Get outta work and go here. Make pictures of these guys. Abuse this thing Then you drink a few of these. Then you watch Fraggle Continue reading Wednesday night.
I had a tampon jammed in my asshole one time and I didn’t like it.
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