I like to bust the balls of my co-workers about them not wearing helmets to work. One assclown (love ya, Malibu) brought his helmet in Continue reading Wear a helmet!
File this under “holy shit!” not a typical commute home (This post is a draft. I will edit as I have the energy. Thank you!) Continue reading Biker Down: Peter McKay
Where is Randy now? Mixing it up with the American Border Patrol schumcks. Truck with man in it guards the entrance to the San Continue reading A truck with a man in it… Try typing “a” next time.
Tonight is the big spooky Halloween Costume Bicycle Scavenger Hunt. I’m staying in. And what’s on the list worth all of 15 points out of Continue reading Ya’ll mother fuckers can’t fade my shit
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid Continue reading Ed Zachary Disease
Saturday morning. I awoke at 6:00am with a bit of a headache after six beers and half a pizza last night while watching American Hardcore. Continue reading Mister Mom
The day just got a little longer for a certain Eagles fan we all know. Jonny, this makes Festina look like Sesame Street. by
I have been to nearly every major city in the world: LA, San Fran, Hong Kong, Tokyo, Shanghai, Beijing, Milan, Paris, Frankfurt, London…all of them, Continue reading I Went to NY and All I Got Was This Really Smelly T Shirt
Due to Jonny’s semi-emo meltdown and subsequent infection of many posters here, I took it upon myself to drink half a bottle of Jonnie Walker Continue reading Getting back on track…
Why is it that you can be the cock of the block when you’re single, but celibate when you are with someone? Why is it Continue reading Why?
Whats my name? Fuck you, that’s my name. by
On a board, gasping As his tormenter pours, smiles Dreaming of surfing by