Due to Jonny’s semi-emo meltdown and subsequent infection of many posters here, I took it upon myself to drink half a bottle of Jonnie Walker Continue reading Getting back on track…
Why is it that you can be the cock of the block when you’re single, but celibate when you are with someone? Why is it Continue reading Why?
Whats my name? Fuck you, that’s my name. by
On a board, gasping As his tormenter pours, smiles Dreaming of surfing by
Today I arose, well sort of, with a moist brain, a hole in my upper jaw where a molar used to live, and a burning Continue reading let’s all play.
Butter or pie We left Portland early. By 8am, at least. On our way out to Hood River we decided that we had no idea Continue reading Thursday’s Poem: Butter or pie
Already left She gave him what he wanted because she thought it would keep him from leaving. He took it because it was there. What Continue reading Thursday’s Poem: Already left
This might be an indicator of how bad he needs the dope. Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted at the Rose Bar in New Continue reading oh my fucking zombie jesus wtf?
I’m not saying Big Jonny was workin’ the system in order to pay for booze, medical bills and porn, but… 16 in Arizona charged with Continue reading Takin all bets…
. . . to Jerry Thomas, “the Jupiter Olympus of the bar,” according to “The Bartender Who Started It All”, a story in today’s New Continue reading Raise your glasses . . .
Going worldwide with this one. For those of you who are traveling Europe, who might live in or near Munich or Germany… Keep an eye Continue reading Stolen Bike.
from Reuters : Bike-riding suicide bomber kills 30 Iraqi police By Ross Colvin BAGHDAD (Reuters) – A suicide bomber on a bicycle killed 30 Iraqi Continue reading NO.WRONG.BAD.