A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid Continue reading Ed Zachary Disease
Saturday morning. I awoke at 6:00am with a bit of a headache after six beers and half a pizza last night while watching American Hardcore. Continue reading Mister Mom
The day just got a little longer for a certain Eagles fan we all know. Jonny, this makes Festina look like Sesame Street. by
I have been to nearly every major city in the world: LA, San Fran, Hong Kong, Tokyo, Shanghai, Beijing, Milan, Paris, Frankfurt, London…all of them, Continue reading I Went to NY and All I Got Was This Really Smelly T Shirt
Due to Jonny’s semi-emo meltdown and subsequent infection of many posters here, I took it upon myself to drink half a bottle of Jonnie Walker Continue reading Getting back on track…
Why is it that you can be the cock of the block when you’re single, but celibate when you are with someone? Why is it Continue reading Why?
Whats my name? Fuck you, that’s my name. by
On a board, gasping As his tormenter pours, smiles Dreaming of surfing by
Today I arose, well sort of, with a moist brain, a hole in my upper jaw where a molar used to live, and a burning Continue reading let’s all play.
Butter or pie We left Portland early. By 8am, at least. On our way out to Hood River we decided that we had no idea Continue reading Thursday’s Poem: Butter or pie
Already left She gave him what he wanted because she thought it would keep him from leaving. He took it because it was there. What Continue reading Thursday’s Poem: Already left
This might be an indicator of how bad he needs the dope. Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted at the Rose Bar in New Continue reading oh my fucking zombie jesus wtf?