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Saturday morning. I awoke at 6:00am with a bit of a headache after six beers and half a pizza last night while watching American Hardcore. Continue reading Mister Mom
The day just got a little longer for a certain Eagles fan we all know. Jonny, this makes Festina look like Sesame Street. by
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Due to Jonny’s semi-emo meltdown and subsequent infection of many posters here, I took it upon myself to drink half a bottle of Jonnie Walker Continue reading Getting back on track…
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