The Eagles were giving three on that one. And the lost by four! They are horrible. My God, what did I just watch? I thought Continue reading It’s official – The Philadelphia Eagles suck
File this under what the fuck? Salmon Sperm & Bicycles – Together at Last If you’re lucky, you, too, can ride around safely after dark Continue reading Salmon Sperm, not just for breakfast anymore
Man, I get a lot of fucking stupid email. From: Marlin Subject: 1 Black market is online again ! 1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal Continue reading I’m not riding the beat, the beats riding me.
I’ve seen it. I’ve seen a lot of things. Thinks I’ll never un-see. Whatever. By now we’ve all seen it. Or soon will. For there Continue reading Two girls, one cup
A young couple interested in joining a new church in their community attends an orientation with two other couples. The pastor gives a short presentation Continue reading Joining the congregation
This is from a week or so back. Keep your eyes open down there in Tucson, kid. From: Chris Subject: biker jacked Just a heads Continue reading Biker Jacked
The Flagstaff Biking Organization’s online store is now open for business. Hit it like an eight ball in the corner pocket: flagstaffbiking.org/products-page by
As my man Chris just wrote in an email, “There is a little less evil in the world today.” US daredevil Evel Knievel dies Legendary Continue reading Evel Knievel Dead
To whom it may concern. I am writing to inform you of the events of the evening November 29, 2007. Mia’s Lounge is lame. I Continue reading Letter from a concerned citizen.
I got a couple of emails about faces yesterday. Go figure. From: fritzaholic Subject: Tammy Thomas I know, this chick is old news, but she’s Continue reading Time to face the music
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s Building Supply when they collide. The old guy says to the young Continue reading Lowe’s
Traffic I can hear the traffic out on the interstate through my window at night. And, on occasion, I also hear the lonely whistle of Continue reading Thursday’s Poem – Traffic