Mister Mom
Saturday morning. I awoke at 6:00am with a bit of a headache after six beers and half a pizza last night while watching American Hardcore. Continue reading
Festina is for Pussies
The day just got a little longer for a certain Eagles fan we all know. Jonny, this makes Festina look like Sesame Street. by
I Went to NY and All I Got Was This Really Smelly T Shirt
I have been to nearly every major city in the world: LA, San Fran, Hong Kong, Tokyo, Shanghai, Beijing, Milan, Paris, Frankfurt, London…all of them, Continue reading
Getting back on track…
Due to Jonny’s semi-emo meltdown and subsequent infection of many posters here, I took it upon myself to drink half a bottle of Jonnie Walker Continue reading
Why?
Why is it that you can be the cock of the block when you’re single, but celibate when you are with someone? Why is it Continue reading
Rhyme in My Mind
Whats my name? Fuck you, that’s my name. by
Thursday’s Poem: Surfin’ safari
On a board, gasping As his tormenter pours, smiles Dreaming of surfing by
let’s all play.
Today I arose, well sort of, with a moist brain, a hole in my upper jaw where a molar used to live, and a burning Continue reading
Thursday’s Poem: Butter or pie
Butter or pie We left Portland early. By 8am, at least. On our way out to Hood River we decided that we had no idea Continue reading
Thursday’s Poem: Already left
Already left She gave him what he wanted because she thought it would keep him from leaving. He took it because it was there. What Continue reading
oh my fucking zombie jesus wtf?
This might be an indicator of how bad he needs the dope. Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted at the Rose Bar in New Continue reading
Takin all bets…
I’m not saying Big Jonny was workin’ the system in order to pay for booze, medical bills and porn, but… 16 in Arizona charged with Continue reading