Blowing up the spot. Our own Mr. Mason made the evening news. Advocacy. It just feels good.
Video here: azcentral.com/video….
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It’s 6:10 in the PM the day after. My hangover weighs a ton and by the end of it all, EK donned the Thong.

Ultimately, nobody cared about the course marker issue after the fact. At least not here. It was what it was, which was stupid… all the way around. Personally, it was a very [...]

Dude keeps it real, lives the mantra “Living the dream ain’t easy”. We could all learn from him. Check the full album at Randy Hills Picasa.

BGR got his version of Bloody Hell up on the picasa interwebz, then said we need to get some of these for the next effort because all those hills were gay. Here’s a sweet vid of me crossing fyord’n the Derde. Shit was cold…
I should also note that the river was only 2 feet deep:

These [...]

BGR and Miss B made it back from a 3 week tour in the Grand Canyon. Those damn free birds, doing whatever they please like they think they can n shit.
…Say, that reminds me. 22 days ago, I drove them up to Grandview and dropped them off in a blizzard. I sat in the car [...]

The Italians taking a stand? Nobody cares.
And, if you want to know just exactly what and where you can ride a bike in all of Arizona, you’ll want this handy pdf.
We Are The Ones Project. A cool gallery of common Obama folk. I’m sure the McSame version is similar except for better clothes and everyone [...]

With the Check Engine Light, on and the tires low, self and fellow traveler, Miss B., made it up to MOab last weekend to rendezvous with Big Gay Randy who prefers to go by: Randini Hill. – The guy that road there, mostly off-road, from Flagstaff, in 14 days. I’m only now getting my shit [...]

I don’t know how he did it really, but the guy made it to Moab from Flagstaff with quite the story in reflection:
From: BGR
Subject: Finally Made it
Well it isn’t prompt, but here is my final leg of the trip update.
Check out the photos here.
After finishing my last update and loading up on what I believed [...]

More on the adventures of BGR and it sounds off the hook. 25 miles into Paria Canyon? Holy balls.
From: BGR
Subject: Leaving Escalante
Arrived in Escalante this morning after spending the night in the Dixie Forest about 15 miles west.  I’m charging my batteries and writing this from Escalante Outfitters (escalanteoutfitters.com).  Its the best gear shop I’ve [...]

Randy does what he wants. That makes me, and hopefully many of you, want to know “Where’s Randy?“. At least, that’s the case from here at “DCHQ”. We know the man. We’ve watched him grow up, and we’ve watched as he ascended the ranks of AZ & southwestern cycling with prime natural talent, only to [...]

 jaun grande and i were sitting around over at drunk-cyclist HQ when we heard the familiar sound of the postman. we looked at each other and immediatly the anticipation of what lay in the black metal box at the curb covered the both of us in goose-pimples. there was a padded envelope inside, and inside [...]

Ladies and Gentleman, may I present to you the Gnome and BGR on location in way southern Arizona. Like, so southern they could hit Mexico with a beer can from where they’re standing.
And that’s just all right with me.

Orange. Like what you wear in prison.

 
Where is Randy now?
Mixing it up with the American Border Patrol schumcks.
Truck with man in it guards the entrance to the San Pedro River Riparian Area where Granite Construction is erecting a border fence. San Pedro River is to the right, Mexico is at the top of the photo.
This morning Glenn Spencer of American Border [...]

We got a few things in the mix here in Flagstaff.
From: B.G.R
Subject: RACE ON
Hey there big boy. Im single a 5’10″ blond who enjoys long walks on the
beach, and bitchin underground single speed races. Willing to trade morals
for a good time. Please let me know if this is the place to [...]

I crossed paths the elusive magician yesterday in a dream at a midpoint of Rocky Ridge. He’s not rocking drop bars on the fixie anymore & shit, he’s not even on the Karate Monkey. Nope, he was sporting a sleak VooDoo and some dem uprighter bars.
He informed me that he’s got an infected tooth [...]

The Great Divide starts today. And where’s Randy?
He was going to do this one. In a DC jersey. The last I heard, via email, he was sick. There have been as yet unconfirmed BGR sightings here in Flagstaff. That guy is like the wind, he could be anywhere [...]

I had been wondering where that great big douchebag Randini was in his efforts to conquer that great divide race on a fucking fixie man. I think he said something about setting the brake drag to 20% too, you know… in order to really fucking feel it man. Yea.
I said no way. But then, [...]

This just in:
From: BGR
Subject: Living the dream isn’t always easy
I’m in Missoula now. The trip from Bozeman to here didn’t go so smooth. Lots of pushing though snow and getting lost. Got caught in a few rain/snow storms, all good fun though. The bad news is that I’m sick again. Started feeling bad [...]

I got an email from Big Gay Randy.
From: BGR
Subject: Leaving Bozeman
Planning on leaving Bozeman tomorrow. 60% chance of rain, I’d say 80% chance I’ll leave anyway. I’m ready to get back to doing some riding and camping, and I need to do some more rain testing anyways.
Went for a ride to test the [...]