It’s 6:10 in the PM the day after. My hangover weighs a ton and by the end of it all, EK donned the Thong.

Ultimately, nobody cared about the course marker issue after the fact. At least not here. It was what it was, which was stupid… all the way around. Personally, it was a very [...]

Dude keeps it real, lives the mantra “Living the dream ain’t easy”. We could all learn from him. Check the full album at Randy Hills Picasa.

BGR got his version of Bloody Hell up on the picasa interwebz, then said we need to get some of these for the next effort because all those hills were gay. Here’s a sweet vid of me crossing fyord’n the Derde. Shit was cold…
I should also note that the river was only 2 feet deep:

These [...]

BGR and Miss B made it back from a 3 week tour in the Grand Canyon. Those damn free birds, doing whatever they please like they think they can n shit.
…Say, that reminds me. 22 days ago, I drove them up to Grandview and dropped them off in a blizzard. I sat in the car [...]

The Italians taking a stand? Nobody cares.
And, if you want to know just exactly what and where you can ride a bike in all of Arizona, you’ll want this handy pdf.
We Are The Ones Project. A cool gallery of common Obama folk. I’m sure the McSame version is similar except for better clothes and everyone [...]

With the Check Engine Light, on and the tires low, self and fellow traveler, Miss B., made it up to MOab last weekend to rendezvous with Big Gay Randy who prefers to go by: Randini Hill. – The guy that road there, mostly off-road, from Flagstaff, in 14 days. I’m only now getting my shit [...]

I don’t know how he did it really, but the guy made it to Moab from Flagstaff with quite the story in reflection:
From: BGR
Subject: Finally Made it
Well it isn’t prompt, but here is my final leg of the trip update.
Check out the photos here.
After finishing my last update and loading up on what I believed [...]

More on the adventures of BGR and it sounds off the hook. 25 miles into Paria Canyon? Holy balls.
From: BGR
Subject: Leaving Escalante
Arrived in Escalante this morning after spending the night in the Dixie Forest about 15 miles west.  I’m charging my batteries and writing this from Escalante Outfitters (escalanteoutfitters.com).  Its the best gear shop I’ve [...]

Randy does what he wants. That makes me, and hopefully many of you, want to know “Where’s Randy?“. At least, that’s the case from here at “DCHQ”. We know the man. We’ve watched him grow up, and we’ve watched as he ascended the ranks of AZ & southwestern cycling with prime natural talent, only to [...]