W – the fucking movie?

I can’t say I’ll rush right out and see this one. But, then again, I’m not all that sure I won’t see it either. George W. Bush, by Oliver Stone Well, looky here, someone went and “leaked” the trailer for “W.“, Oliver Stone’s upcoming film about our commander in chief, onto YouTube. The cast is Read the full article…

Eight the hard way

One time out on the road, a few years ago, when I actually rode a bike more than once every two weeks (yeah, it’s that bad), my man Philly told me “Take it easy on me. I’m an old man” or some shit like that. I looked at him and said something along the lines Read the full article…

Interpol – Rest My Chemistry

I don’t really care what anyone says about this post, up or down. I’m feeling this one. I’ve listened to this song something like 72 times in the last three days. I’m exaggerating only a bit. It’s all about blow. This could be Tom Boonen’s new theme song. Interpol – Rest My Chemistry Lyrics below Read the full article…

Happy Friday, tip them cups

I’m not sure how this will all play out yet. Well, no one is. But it looks like some good news from where I’m standing. From: Michael Subject: A win for Liberty! At long last, some good news regarding American Liberty! Justice Anthony Kennedy, writing for the court, said, “The laws and Constitution are designed Read the full article…

Happy Friday

Another day, another dollar. Another week, another five bucks. Can’t say I’m sorry to see it gone. At least I’ve been riding my bike to work. Nothing beyond that, mind you, but to work and back each day. And that is quite nice. And, as an upside, I’m back down to 210 lbs. Yeah, jonny Read the full article…

No one loves a Tuesday. Not even the bastards mother…

  The snow and cold weather just keeps on coming through. People keep telling me, “Hey, at least the trails will be in great shape!” Yeah. In August. Good thing I’ve got the Drink of the week. Could be worse. But I’ll complain anyway. It’s just what I do. And I do it well. What Read the full article…

Friday is as Friday does

Snowing like all hell again in Flagstaff, Arizona. File this under “the view from my window”: Big Jonny declined excitement. File this under “fucking up a good thing”: The traditional Philly cheesesteak has gone precipitously upscale at one new restaurant, where the chopped steak and melted cheese standard includes goose liver and truffles — and Read the full article…

Hump Day and then some

I spend last Sunday in hiding. I avoided the telephone and internet, and most people truthfully, until the magic hour of 2:00 pm. For that is when the Versus channel played the delayed coverage of the Tour of Flanders, the storied 92nd Ronde van Vlaanderen. I wanted no spoilers to intrude on my full enjoyment Read the full article…

Drunkcyclist, our worst critics prefer to stay.

A whole lot has been written on this site lately, mostly in the comment section following bikepunk’s George Carlin is awesome post, regarding the concept of pride. Proud of this, proud of that. KG commented: “It’s easy to understand why some people, especially those that contribute to this blog aren’t proud to be an American, Read the full article…

Happy Friday

Today makes five days in a row riding to work this week. And on five different bikes no less. I might be starting a trend. Either that or the weather is finally nice. Whatever. Happy Friday, everyone. It’s the first week of April, and that only means one thing: The shit hits the collective fan Read the full article…

Sunday is a fun day

I just got done being sick last week, even missed a day of work on Tuesday. Opted for the “full day in bed” plan – and it worked out swimmingly. Everything was groovy till my sister came through this weekend with her two kids. One had a fever of 102, the other a mere 100. Read the full article…

Ol’ Dirty Bastard

I’ve got little else to share at the moment being sick and all. Big Gay Randy asked me how I’m always sick; I told him I got a kid in day care. Shit happens. More on that bum later. Ol’ Dirty Bastard – Brooklyn Zoo