Open letter of sorts
This one goes out to all you straight baller cats. I don’t even know what that means. Bensy says it a lot, so it’s got Continue reading Open letter of sorts
Category Archives: Rants
Fuck me on a Monday
We get the strangest emails around here. People shout “Bring the porn back!” And, at the same time, people say, “Where did all this porn Continue reading Fuck me on a Monday
Bake Sale
With every intention of taking the Mrs. out for a mtb ride yesterday, the weather wasn’t having it. So, what to do but surf the Continue reading Bake Sale
It’s a Saturday
One week. Then I go back to school. This break will not be long enough. I need months to get over this shit. I need Continue reading It’s a Saturday
Right wing, left wing, chicken wing…
This one showed up in my inbox recently. You’ve probably seen something a lot like it before. If you haven’t, well, lucky you. Lets start Continue reading Right wing, left wing, chicken wing…
Paging Page…
No doubt, most of you out there have seen this little item about Jonathan Page missing a drug test post race after a recent outing. Continue reading Paging Page…
Best day of my life
I thought it was over after that three point embarrassment against the Redskins. Goodbye playoffs. But there was still a long shot. A very long Continue reading Best day of my life
The Party of White Trash
What’s left of the Republican Party is tearing itself to pieces. And it is not pretty to watch. We are witnessing the end of an Continue reading The Party of White Trash
I’m broke, too.
Hey, listen — Most folks know that when you ask someone for something, you have to give them something in return. It’s pretty fucking basic. Continue reading I’m broke, too.
We are the world…
no, wait…. we HATE the world. Approved by a vote of 177 in favour to 1 against (United States), with 2 abstentions (Canada and Israel),the Continue reading We are the world…
I just drank the Kool-Aid
I spent far too long watching the tube tonight. Given that we only have about 12 or 16 accidental channels that happen to squeak in Continue reading I just drank the Kool-Aid
Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms
ANGRY DRAGON Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. Continue reading Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms