Maturity…

It brings many things. A better-developed palette for savoring various scotches and fine wines. It makes you appreciate fine food and all it’s intricacies. It brings the knowledge that some people will bullshit you to get a laugh, while others will bullshit you to get your last dime and life’s blood and leave you dying [...]

What I drive past every day, redux

I was going to post this as an update to my “What I drive past every day” piece from yesterday. But, it got long enough (and with a video embed) that I figured it was time to call ‘em up to the majors. Welcome to the Big Show. Don’t stare at the lights. And remember [...]

Dear naysayers…

Fuck You. Also, you’re welcome. You now have something to bitch about for the next four years. You can whine ‘Socialist’ and ‘Hussein’ and ‘Muslim-baby-killing terrorist’ and whatever it is you want to bitch about. You’re welcome that enough of us have spoken up and said to your right-wing idiocracy “ENOUGH.” You’re welcome, because without [...]

Today’s Highway Moment brought to you by Chevy Trucks.

  I got behind a big ass full size with a bad ass bowtie this morning on my way down toward campus on the 101. His bumper sticker said “McCain – MILF 2008″ I nearly spilled my coffee right then and there. What is it with these guys and their big ass stupid trucks?

Ugly is as ugly does

How low can we go? The October newsletter by the Chaffey Community Republican Women, Federated says if Obama is elected his image will appear on food stamps — instead of dollar bills like other presidents. The statement is followed by an illustration of “Obama Bucks” — a phony $10 bill featuring Obama’s face on a [...]

Todd Palin and the AIP

It is important to note that while the Weatherman set off bombs when Barak Obama was eight years old, Todd Palin was a member of the Alaskan Independence Party for years. He ended his association only recently. The AIP’s stated aim is for Alaska to secede from the Union. In case any of you are [...]

Less Talkie more Doie

My dad told me a story one time. Here goes, One day a man goes to a conference talking about how to be a better this and that. People talking about how you need to feel good about yourself in order to have a positive impact on the world. That type of stuff. Well the [...]

Mr. Clean

There has been a lot of talk, on this site and others, about Lance Armstrong’s return to the pro peloton, his “transparent’ comeback, and what it will prove. It will prove nothing. The problem is this: testing Mr. Armstrong heavily during his comeback will not, does not, and cannot answer the question at hand – [...]

Two great tastes…

… that taste great together. This: Do you think Sarah Palin is qualified to serve as Vice President of the United States? And this:

Group Hug redux

K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the 70′s weekend just keeps on… truckin’. Dear United States, Welcome to the Third World! It’s not every day that a superpower makes a bid to transform itself into a Third World nation, and we here at the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund want to be among the first [...]

Foreign Policy experience

fiest let’s have a small geography lesson… from the pic… “When asked about foreign policy insights into Russia Gov. Sarah Palin stated during an ABC News interview on Sept.11, 2008, “They’re our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.” Yes you can see [...]

The Dope Show

The Flagstaff Biking Organization is now so hungry for funding that they are associating themselves with Floyd Landis. Whatever it takes for a dollar, eh Anthony? You talked my ear off about this back when I had to take your shit for my paycheck. I told you it was a bad idea then, and I [...]