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		<title>You&#8217;re cold? Drink a coat and #occupybikeseat.</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2012/01/17/youre-cold-drink-a-coat-and-occupybikeseat/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkcyclist.com/2012/01/17/youre-cold-drink-a-coat-and-occupybikeseat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 01:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cupcake</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[- Bicycle Advocacy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There comes the time in all of our lives when we need to make the decision: to #occupybikeseat or not. Being a reader of this site, you&#8217;d think it&#8217;s an easy question right? WRONG! There is a bitch in all of us and today I feel like slappin&#8217; a bitch and setting things right. This [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>53</slash:comments>
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		<title>Flagstaff, this is Caveman and I&#8217;ll dance naked around you&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2012/01/11/flagstaff-this-is-caveman-and-ill-dance-naked-around-you/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkcyclist.com/2012/01/11/flagstaff-this-is-caveman-and-ill-dance-naked-around-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 04:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>caveman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, I just read all of your comments. I know for a fact I could rollerblade  down to your area and raise serious havoc on all of you. First I&#8217;ll come to your local bar and pee on all your shaved legs then kick all of the spokes out of your bikes and beat all your [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>43</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8220;Corporations are People, My Friend&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2012/01/06/corporations-are-people-my-friend/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkcyclist.com/2012/01/06/corporations-are-people-my-friend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>D2</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[- Bicycle Manufacturing]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=37483</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[File this under &#8220;Damn the Man.&#8221; SPECIALIZED BICYCLES SUES FORMER EMPLOYEES WHO CREATE START-UP. Specialized is no different than any other large corporation. These non-compete clauses are very common, and they are ridiculous. I understand trying to protect  your proprietary developments in house, but honestly, the day a corporation owns my thoughts is the day [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>62</slash:comments>
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		<title>You Ain&#8217;t Reached the Top Until&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/10/30/you-aint-reached-the-top-until/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/10/30/you-aint-reached-the-top-until/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2011 21:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>D2</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re always climbing in Flagstaff. &#160; Anyone who has ridden there knows the first hour of the ride, at least, will be all uphill. You may get a brief respite during the twilight of your ride, but you&#8217;ll go back to town, take off your bike clothes, stow your ride away, and it&#8217;s all uphill [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>60</slash:comments>
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		<title>Nine Eleven</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/09/11/nine-eleven/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/09/11/nine-eleven/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 01:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>big jonny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[- Rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[9/11]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fuck yeah]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=34735</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ten years on, it hasn&#8217;t gotten much easier to get my head around the brutality and tragedy of that Tuesday morning. I&#8217;ve been blogging on this website long enough to show you what I did back then &#8211; I over-wrote the main html page so that all that displayed was this: http://drunkcyclist.com/archive/gallery_wtc.htm. Today I got [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>Compassion socks</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/08/15/compassion-socks/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/08/15/compassion-socks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 04:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>caveman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[- Doping]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Walking around Leadville I was starting to notice these things hugging peoples calves, so I started firing off some shots- I hope they help do something fantastic because they look ridiculous.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>27</slash:comments>
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		<title>Check the Schlecktacles</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/07/20/check-the-schlecktacles/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/07/20/check-the-schlecktacles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 23:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>big jonny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[- Art & Culture]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[- The Grand Tours]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Andy Schleck]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=33514</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, now you too can be outfitted with a pair of genuine Schlecktacles. Perfect for the cyclist who spends 90% of his time looking at what&#8217;s going on behind him. Image Source: http://www.amazon.com/Blackburn-01002-Bike-Helmet-Mirror/dp/B000BNTY58. Yes, you too can save yourself from the neck strain incurred when constantly turning yourself half-way [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>44</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tucson: F for Failure Pile on the Bicycle Safety</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/04/25/tucson-f-for-failure-pile-on-the-bicycle-safety/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/04/25/tucson-f-for-failure-pile-on-the-bicycle-safety/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 03:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>littlejar</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[City of Tucson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misallocation of funds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Police stopping Cyclists]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=31529</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[First thing: Way cool. One of my favorite comedians, Patton Oswalt, is coming to the Rialto Theater on the 29th of April. F for Fat Fuck Nation. Patton, if you can read this, please make some jokes about this ridiculous irony I see every day, to change my anger to laughter, because frankly, this shit [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>316</slash:comments>
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		<title>The other side of the coin</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/04/11/the-other-side-of-the-coin/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/04/11/the-other-side-of-the-coin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 02:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Flodizzle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[- Events]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=31024</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In response to Judi&#8217;s last post regarding the inequality and piss poor payouts that female racers endure and are subjected to, I came across the following little gem. I don&#8217;t know if this if truth, fact or fiction, but it caused me to do a double take. File this one under WTF??? While some complain [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>Welcome to 1952.</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/04/11/welcome-to-1952/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/04/11/welcome-to-1952/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 13:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Judi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[- Events]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I almost hurled when I read this article posted last week on Velo News. Amgen Tour of California organizer AEG appears set to launch a women’s elite time trial to accompany the men’s event in Solvang in May. According to several sources, invitations for the SRAM-backed event went out a week ago, and the purse [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>67</slash:comments>
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		<title>Does Dickhead = Hipster in England?</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/04/07/does-dickhead-hipster-in-england/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/04/07/does-dickhead-hipster-in-england/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 14:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Judi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[- Rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[- Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hipster Nation]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=30851</guid>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>I should have gone to CU-Boulder</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/03/30/i-should-have-gone-to-cu-boulder/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkcyclist.com/2011/03/30/i-should-have-gone-to-cu-boulder/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>big jonny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[- Doping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[- Rants]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=30614</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Who am I kidding? It&#8217;s not like they&#8217;d have me. (Can&#8217;t remember if I had even applied to that school. Let&#8217;s assume I did &#038; they didn&#8217;t.) To quote the late, great, Groucho Marx; &#8220;I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member.&#8221; Who and what? Zirbel now free [...]]]></description>
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