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Category Archives: Rants

I’m in the wrong business

Posted on June 4, 2013 by big jonny — 17 Comments ↓
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My man Dirty sent out this one via email earlier tonight. When I typed “business” in the title of this piece, I pretty much meant Continue reading →

Posted in Cycling, Rants | 17 Replies

It’s not the gear hot shot.

Posted on May 22, 2013 by Cupcake — 26 Comments ↓
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The roads are free with plenty of tickle, each time I ride trying to remember my luck. To be able, to have the time, the patience, Continue reading →

Posted in Cycling, Rants | 26 Replies

Cupcake Hits the Road: Part ehh

Posted on April 22, 2013 by Cupcake
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You know the feeling of discontent? The discontent that’s felt when you can’t seem to figure out what fulfillment is or find a little joy Continue reading →

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UCI postpones enforcement of rule 1.2.019

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Cupcake
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USA Cycling is backtracking. Well, no shit… A February letter from UCI President Pat McQuaid to USA Cycling made it clear that rule 1.2.019, which prohibits all Continue reading →

Posted in Politics, Rants

A Drunk Letter to USAC

Posted on April 9, 2013 by Cupcake
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Dearest USA Cycling, You’ve released a clarification of the “rules” for us mountain bikers to abide by and only one thing comes to mind; it’s a Continue reading →

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On being rich

Posted on April 3, 2013 by dirty biker

It was more than a decade ago, but I remember it like it was last week. I was sitting on an old cement stoop chatting Continue reading →

Posted in Rants, Video

Hey, don’t be a pussy.

Posted on March 12, 2013 by Cupcake
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George will start us off once again… (Transcript adjusted for relevance) Spring cycling used to mean something. It stood for biker attitude. Grimy faces and their torn up Continue reading →

Posted in Racing, Rants

Everybody 1, 2, 3, “Fuck USAC!”

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Cupcake
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, USA Cycling is fucking bullshit and you don’t need them. Our friend Barry tells the same Continue reading →

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Therapy

Posted on March 1, 2013 by Legs
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It takes a hundred miles of love to heal a mile of pain. – Ben Harper Like many of you, I self-medicate with the bicycle. Continue reading →

Posted in Cycling, Rants

Old Pueblo Old Pueblo, How I Long Thee.

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Cupcake
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So I woke up 2 hours before my alarm, it’s 3:00am. Trying to figure out if I have the pre flight gitters, or just excited Continue reading →

Posted in Rants, Video

BUI Podcast, Episode 2: D2 Falls Down and Cave Goes Gluten-Free?

Posted on February 4, 2013 by D2
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Well, you asked for it—god only knows why—so here’s EPISODE 2 OF THE BIKING UNDER THE INFLUENCE PODCAST! You’ll notice episode 1 has disappeared from Continue reading →

Posted in Cycling, Rants

FUCK YEA FRIDAY!!!

Posted on February 1, 2013 by Cupcake
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We started giving you guys ideas for the weekend with “FUCK YEA FRIDAYS!!!” and it seems to be working. And we thought compiling all of Continue reading →

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