Drunkcyclist.com » Rants http://drunkcyclist.com Two Wheels. One Dark Lord. Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:57:42 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Two Wheels. One Dark Lord. Drunkcyclist.com no Two Wheels. One Dark Lord. Drunkcyclist.com » Rants http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg http://drunkcyclist.com/category/rants/ I’m in the wrong business http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/06/04/im-in-the-wrong-business/ http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/06/04/im-in-the-wrong-business/#comments Wed, 05 Jun 2013 03:20:10 +0000 big jonny http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=46969 My man Dirty sent out this one via email earlier tonight. When I typed “business” in the title of this piece, I pretty much meant Continue reading →

The post I’m in the wrong business appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

]]> http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/06/04/im-in-the-wrong-business/feed/ 17 It’s not the gear hot shot. http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/05/22/its-not-the-gear-hot-shot/ http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/05/22/its-not-the-gear-hot-shot/#comments Wed, 22 May 2013 14:27:05 +0000 Cupcake http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=46752 The roads are free with plenty of tickle, each time I ride trying to remember my luck. To be able, to have the time, the patience, Continue reading →

The post It’s not the gear hot shot. appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

]]> http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/05/22/its-not-the-gear-hot-shot/feed/ 26 Cupcake Hits the Road: Part ehh http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/04/22/cupcake-hits-the-road-part-ehh/ http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/04/22/cupcake-hits-the-road-part-ehh/#comments Mon, 22 Apr 2013 19:57:40 +0000 Cupcake http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=46414 You know the feeling of discontent? The discontent that’s felt when you can’t seem to figure out what fulfillment is or find a little joy Continue reading →

The post Cupcake Hits the Road: Part ehh appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

]]> http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/04/22/cupcake-hits-the-road-part-ehh/feed/ 8 UCI postpones enforcement of rule 1.2.019 http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/04/11/uci-postpones-enforcement-of-rule-1-2-019/ http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/04/11/uci-postpones-enforcement-of-rule-1-2-019/#comments Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:05:08 +0000 Cupcake http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=46336 USA Cycling is backtracking. Well, no shit… A February letter from UCI President Pat McQuaid to USA Cycling made it clear that rule 1.2.019, which prohibits all Continue reading →

The post UCI postpones enforcement of rule 1.2.019 appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

]]> http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/04/11/uci-postpones-enforcement-of-rule-1-2-019/feed/ 3 A Drunk Letter to USAC http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/04/09/a-drunk-letter-to-usac/ http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/04/09/a-drunk-letter-to-usac/#comments Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:37:53 +0000 Cupcake http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=46213 Dearest USA Cycling, You’ve released a clarification of the “rules” for us mountain bikers to abide by and only one thing comes to mind; it’s a Continue reading →

The post A Drunk Letter to USAC appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

]]> http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/04/09/a-drunk-letter-to-usac/feed/ 25 On being rich http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/04/03/on-being-rich/ http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/04/03/on-being-rich/#comments Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:11:45 +0000 dirty biker http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=46168 It was more than a decade ago, but I remember it like it was last week. I was sitting on an old cement stoop chatting Continue reading →

The post On being rich appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

]]> http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/04/03/on-being-rich/feed/ 29 Hey, don’t be a pussy. http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/03/12/hey-dont-be-a-pussy/ http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/03/12/hey-dont-be-a-pussy/#comments Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:58:32 +0000 Cupcake http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=45800 George will start us off once again… (Transcript adjusted for relevance) Spring cycling used to mean something. It stood for biker attitude. Grimy faces and their torn up Continue reading →

The post Hey, don’t be a pussy. appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

]]> http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/03/12/hey-dont-be-a-pussy/feed/ 45 Everybody 1, 2, 3, “Fuck USAC!” http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/03/05/everybody-1-2-3-fuck-usac/ http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/03/05/everybody-1-2-3-fuck-usac/#comments Wed, 06 Mar 2013 03:41:58 +0000 Cupcake http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=45710 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, USA Cycling is fucking bullshit and you don’t need them. Our friend Barry tells the same Continue reading →

The post Everybody 1, 2, 3, “Fuck USAC!” appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

]]> http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/03/05/everybody-1-2-3-fuck-usac/feed/ 8 Therapy http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/03/01/therapy/ http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/03/01/therapy/#comments Fri, 01 Mar 2013 07:21:55 +0000 Legs http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=45666 It takes a hundred miles of love to heal a mile of pain. – Ben Harper Like many of you, I self-medicate with the bicycle. Continue reading →

The post Therapy appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

]]> http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/03/01/therapy/feed/ 22 Old Pueblo Old Pueblo, How I Long Thee. http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/02/13/old-pueblo-old-pueblo-how-i-long-thee/ http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/02/13/old-pueblo-old-pueblo-how-i-long-thee/#comments Wed, 13 Feb 2013 10:16:48 +0000 Cupcake http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=45501 So I woke up 2 hours before my alarm, it’s 3:00am. Trying to figure out if I have the pre flight gitters, or just excited Continue reading →

The post Old Pueblo Old Pueblo, How I Long Thee. appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

]]> http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/02/13/old-pueblo-old-pueblo-how-i-long-thee/feed/ 8 BUI Podcast, Episode 2: D2 Falls Down and Cave Goes Gluten-Free? http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/02/04/bui-podcast-episode-2-d2-falls-down-and-cave-goes-gluten-free/ http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/02/04/bui-podcast-episode-2-d2-falls-down-and-cave-goes-gluten-free/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2013 02:47:18 +0000 D2 http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=45412 Well, you asked for it—god only knows why—so here’s EPISODE 2 OF THE BIKING UNDER THE INFLUENCE PODCAST! You’ll notice episode 1 has disappeared from Continue reading →

The post BUI Podcast, Episode 2: D2 Falls Down and Cave Goes Gluten-Free? appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

]]> http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/02/04/bui-podcast-episode-2-d2-falls-down-and-cave-goes-gluten-free/feed/ 2 FUCK YEA FRIDAY!!! http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/02/01/fuck-yea-friday-2/ http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/02/01/fuck-yea-friday-2/#comments Fri, 01 Feb 2013 18:30:58 +0000 Cupcake http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=45373 We started giving you guys ideas for the weekend with “FUCK YEA FRIDAYS!!!” and it seems to be working. And we thought compiling all of Continue reading →

The post FUCK YEA FRIDAY!!! appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

]]> http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/02/01/fuck-yea-friday-2/feed/ 4