Cupcake Hits the Road: Part ehh
You know the feeling of discontent? The discontent that’s felt when you can’t seem to figure out what fulfillment is or find a little joy Continue reading
Category Archives: Rants
UCI postpones enforcement of rule 1.2.019
USA Cycling is backtracking. Well, no shit… A February letter from UCI President Pat McQuaid to USA Cycling made it clear that rule 1.2.019, which prohibits all Continue reading
A Drunk Letter to USAC
Dearest USA Cycling, You’ve released a clarification of the “rules” for us mountain bikers to abide by and only one thing comes to mind; it’s a Continue reading
On being rich
It was more than a decade ago, but I remember it like it was last week. I was sitting on an old cement stoop chatting Continue reading
Hey, don’t be a pussy.
George will start us off once again… (Transcript adjusted for relevance) Spring cycling used to mean something. It stood for biker attitude. Grimy faces and their torn up Continue reading
Everybody 1, 2, 3, “Fuck USAC!”
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, USA Cycling is fucking bullshit and you don’t need them. Our friend Barry tells the same Continue reading
Therapy
It takes a hundred miles of love to heal a mile of pain. – Ben Harper Like many of you, I self-medicate with the bicycle. Continue reading
Old Pueblo Old Pueblo, How I Long Thee.
So I woke up 2 hours before my alarm, it’s 3:00am. Trying to figure out if I have the pre flight gitters, or just excited Continue reading
BUI Podcast, Episode 2: D2 Falls Down and Cave Goes Gluten-Free?
Well, you asked for it—god only knows why—so here’s EPISODE 2 OF THE BIKING UNDER THE INFLUENCE PODCAST! You’ll notice episode 1 has disappeared from Continue reading
FUCK YEA FRIDAY!!!
We started giving you guys ideas for the weekend with “FUCK YEA FRIDAYS!!!” and it seems to be working. And we thought compiling all of Continue reading
BUI: Biking Under the Influence Podcast
Welcome to BUI, the official Drunkcyclist podcast. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN! This is the first episode, and we’re hoping this will be a weekly occurrence. Continue reading
My first time with Lance Armstrong
My first time with Lance Armstrong was in the summer of 2000. I was participating in the American Lung Association’s BIGRIDE. But first, a bit Continue reading