I know that most of the time I link some stupid stuff just to keep the website alive. Big Jonny and I have gone a few rounds of drinks talking about how much politics get on this site and how I hate it. Most of the time Big Jon just tells me that if I [...]

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net After reading that last post here on DC, it reminded me of the “no pun intended page”. It also reminds me of the time I tried to go 2 to 1 with the Big Pun on drinks. Futility at its finest. Fuck Mondays suck some ass. Snake

On Sunday I got in another ride of one hour. I went _maybe_ 10 miles. It is better than nothing I suppose El Grande Link dump: [tucson's off the heezy] tuconweekly.com [gringo central] theblack13.blogspot.com [time fuck] michaeldorf.org [watch for bikes] photobasement.com [learn how to dope] granfondocyclingtours.com [Intelligent] bike for sale on craigslist [bicycles & mowing] [...]

One time out on the road, a few years ago, when I actually rode a bike more than once every two weeks (yeah, it’s that bad), my man Philly told me “Take it easy on me. I’m an old man” or some shit like that. I looked at him and said something along the lines [...]

Bulletproof bras. Why it looks small when you come out of the ocean. and… You have to be fucking joking, right? —bp. also… All Hail the Dark Lord for he cometh with mighty red horns of DEATH.

Chilling in Sedona doing a whole bunch of nothing. To do list includes hooking up a dryer and not getting drunk before noon. I’m hoping to split the difference on those two in particular. Shit, I may even go for the hat trick and drop off the recycling. I know, I know, a bridge to [...]

Cosmic Cycles has a website up and rocking. And it’s sweet. Check it out here: CosmicCycles.com. That rolling image factory on the intro splash page is a blast from the past. John S. with hair? Forget about it. Ah shit, I’m old. Most of the witnesses agreed that banning all drugs would be a very [...]

Mid week hump for my first week with no job. And I ain’t complaining. From where I’m sitting, shit is tight. The Tour kicks off in three days I and don’t give a fuck. I don’t even know what the money is saying this year. Can I bet on who gets yarded the day before? [...]

I needed a win. And I got one. Erotic actresses from Austria and Germany line up for their national anthems before a five-a-side beach soccer match on the Danube river island in downtown Vienna. Mind you, it’s complete with photos. Oh my. Read more: www.stuff.co.nz One for the event calendar in case you’ve got any [...]

Well, lookie there, it’s Wednesday already? Maybe I’m not as cursed as I thought. Nevermind. Another week at the bike shop – another 101 reasons to put my head in a gas oven. That and other fine poems to be published on the backs of soiled toilet paper squares this fall. Just in time to [...]

Game. Set. Matches. From: Chris Subject: fixie kids are not alright as for the fuck-tard fixie kids, you have no idea how lame they are. i decided to stop hatin’ the Phoenix scene and show up to some events to see what they are all about. i show up at the first one and i [...]

I’ve been riding my bike to work now for a few weeks. Might not seem like much to you hard ass mile eater types, but to me it’s everything. Kinda feeling good about it. A lot better than when I wasn’t able to ride much at all. Gnomies been at me to get out there [...]