So lets forget all the bullshit about Interbike going back to Cali. We still have one year left in Sin City and the festivities start for me this Sunday when I post up for the afternoon at Rehab. It seems like a fine way to kick off 4 days of bike related activity. Now my question [...]

I’m a perv, and I found this to be extremely hot. No, Seriously HAWT. No nudity. No sexual contact. No profane language. And it’s boner-licious. Five girls. If you’re into watching, here ya go. There’s even a few dudes there, for the ladies to watch. Like I said, I’m a perv. —bp.

OB gave me a recovery week so I gave myself a blank check to eat whatever and I have gained about 15 lbs in 6 days. Yesterday I sweated out about 10 of those lbs at a hot yoga class (110 degree studio). That shit is so good. I also had some acupuncture which hit [...]

Today’s stage of the Tour is very near and dear to my heart. Two years ago I was pedaling all over those same roads having one Drunkcyclist moment after another. I was telling some of the stories from my trip the other night and I thought that I might share one with you guys. It was over a week into my trip [...]

Hate on him some more. I wanna see Chrissie ‘chick’ him at Kona. Lance Armstrong will turn his focus to triathlon and Ironman competition once he brings down the curtain on his Tour de France career at the end of this month….with the Radio Shack rider too far off the pace in this year’s event [...]

Every time I hear Sarah Palin speak, I want to throw things.  There’s a whole lot of crazy people with money who are already planning on making this crazy christian wing nut MILF our next president. I’d take Alvin Greene or a re-up of the old bomber.  Janet Neapolitan ice cream. Even John McFuckstick as [...]

When I think of the 4th of July, I think about America. It gets me a little patriotic and I think about eagles. When I think about eagles I think about The Misfits. That lets my mind wander to some deep thoughts of all things Punk Rock. Which then leads me to some blurry memories of a party that goes [...]

No, this was not found in The Onion. The psychotic totalitarian government of North Korea demands, get this:  $65,000,000,000,000, or sixty five trillion dollars in damages for sixty years of bad stuff the USA and our allies have done to them after the war they started. And in addition to that, soon, due to ailing [...]

Remember when you could ride your bike and not have fear of being killed by an irresponsible dick in an SUV? Remember when you could have a discussion about politics without

I’m just off the plane from Bend, OR and that was one hell of a trip. The official goal of this trip was to meet up with some friends that were competing in the National Beard and Moustache Championships. In reality it was an excuse to ride some buff singletrack, chill with old friends, and [...]

Its official, summer is here. To most people that is a really happy occasion. Down here in the desert it just makes me agry. It means for the next 3 months I can’t comfortably ride my favorite trails during the day. Life shifts from all day rides with your friends to getting up at 4am, [...]

I always work holidays. The $$ is too good to pass up. Tomorrow I log in at 8am until 3pm and then we BBQ with the family + about 6 dogs. Today is my only day off this whole weekend. We hit up England-Idlewild trails for a couple hours. We played on the teeters for [...]