Due to Jonny’s semi-emo meltdown and subsequent infection of many posters here, I took it upon myself to drink half a bottle of Jonnie Walker black and get over said illness. I’m not sure when (or even IF…) Jonny will return in fighting form. He may in fact, be gone for as long as 3 [...]

19 year old steals truck, goes on bender. Refueling’s a bitch. he ran off, losing his shoes, and was later found under some bushes behind his home. at that time he blew a .165. sucker.

The neighborhood I live in has these big landscaped medians that separate traffic going one way from traffic going the other. I’m riding up the hill back to my place the other day, and this guys coming straight down the hill at me on another bicycle. He’s weaving around and I soon realize he’s busy [...]

  My ride today consisted of dragging my daughter over to the country fair in a bike trailer. I’ve had easier goes of it, all things considered, single speed mountain bike and trailer full of kid and gear. But not many that were more fun. It was a good time all around. In fact, I [...]

This week I split the uprights and got a Happy Friday post up on a Friday. Sometimes you’re in front of the eight ball, and sometimes you’re behind it. I’m not sure yet which I prefer, so I’ll keep alternating between the two and get back to you with my impressions, depressions and distortions next [...]

I rode out Lake Mary by myself today. Two hours of spinning away like the lycra clad douche I am. I got scared shitless on they way out when some asshat pulling a trailer behind his white Dodge pickup came within two feet of me at a rather substantial rate of speed. And, of course, [...]

I set out this morning right about the time our local group ride hits off. I was a good ten minutes behind ‘em, and that was on purpose. What I need is some steady “jonny time” riding. And lots of it. I told someone I needed about a thousand hours in the saddle before I’d [...]

It’s the middle of the night and I’m awake again. This could be my new thing. I’ve been up since 2:30am. Shit. Someone’s gotta watch the sun warm in the east every morning. It might as well be me, I suppose. In my garage, at the moment, there are no less than three shady rear [...]

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday… Race fans, hot rodders… Are you ready to sit on your ass in your back yard and not do a damn thing all day? Sign me up, Chief. Did I ride a bike today? No. Did I even look at my bikes today? No. What did you do, fat boy? I laid [...]

I rode my single speed cross bike down to the corner Circle K convenience store this afternoon to drop off some DC merchandise in a big blue Mail Box. Then I rode home. It rained before I rode, and immediately after my return. Round trip: 20 minutes. Maybe more like 15. That would be 15 [...]

Just thought that I would throw a mountain biker in the mix… nikigudex.com

In a better universe there would be more fetish sites for… bike porn. (look at that azz on that steel custom with all that campy…wough!) Can I do any better than this? Here’s to pro-style, baby. cheers boys.