I spent yesterday at home, sick in bed. The horror. We’ll see how today goes. Anyone need a six foot vagina? Great conversation starter at parties and gatherings of all kinds. For Sale – beautiful pink “vagina couch” that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The pics are from my [...]

File this under “god damned stupid”. A man trying to pay a fee using $2 bills was arrested, handcuffed and taken to jail after clerks at a Best Buy store questioned the currency’s legitimacy and called police. Check it: worldnetdaily.com I guess they hadn’t seen a two dollar bill before? And the cops too? We [...]

Same drill – I gots all kinds of shit going on. This is a sampling of some of the retarded things I’ve been looking at lately. Yeah, I need to get a life. Leading Tour de France rider Tom Boonen has been cleared “for now” by Belgian police investigating an accusation that he supplied cocaine [...]

Must be the blue grass… A would-be robber accused of wrapping his head in duct tape to hide his identity found himself in a sticky spot when a liquor store employee tackled and held him until police arrived. …a western Kentucky public school teacher got into trouble when she allegedly sent text messages asking to [...]

In no particular order of relevance, date or importance. I just have to do something with all this shit. This woman is a pro: In what may be the most extreme drunk driving case ever, an Oregon woman was arrested last month with a .72 blood alcohol level–nine times the state’s legal limit. Terri Comer, [...]

Morning round up: Fu Yo stumbles… Come on Fu Yu! Fu Yu loses his red jersey to Tonton after Stage Four Fu Yu, who has worn the red jersey since winning Stage One, failed to keep up with the leading peloton and was placed 12th with a time of 4’11:08. Read more: thestar.com.my Tucson’s off [...]

One time at Thanksgiving at my sister-in-laws up in Nampa I was trying to ride a bit. Keep in shape, find some form, get the fuck out of the house – take your pick. It was a hazy bubble of fog/mist/cloud that followed me around as I rode. When I got way out into the [...]

A four intersection, but a three way stop. The road I’m on is one way once you pass through. Traffic to my left, up the hill and in front of me at the stop sign. Nothing to the right, which is essentially a parking lot. Girl to my left goes, turning left on to the [...]

The Eagles were giving three on that one. And the lost by four! They are horrible. My God, what did I just watch? I thought they had it at the end of the game. Westbrook runs back a punt for 64 yards. They’re on the Seahawks 15 yard line with 1:16 on the clock. It’s [...]

Man, I get a lot of fucking stupid email. From: Marlin Subject: 1 Black market is online again ! 1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form. 2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only). 3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10. 4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and [...]

I’ve seen it. I’ve seen a lot of things. Thinks I’ll never un-see. Whatever. By now we’ve all seen it. Or soon will. For there are only two types of people in this world – those who have seen 2 girls 1 cup, and those that will. Here is the straight poop from the SmokingGun.com. [...]

I’m recovering nicely from my weekend. Rode a fixy to work the last two days and felt pretty good about it. The Eagles even pulled on out against the hapless ‘Fins. Can’t say I’m all that proud of ‘em, but I sure am relieved. They are now sitting at .500, fat & happy on the [...]