Bensy straight rocked the wheel support for the Cat Pro1-2 field at the 2007 Summit Center Classic last weekend. And the car? That’s an ’89 Honda Civic. The only import my father’s ever bought. I got it from him back in ’94. With 54,000 miles on it. I flipped it to Bensy last year with Read the full article…

This is mine about an hour ago. Yo, I got mad bikes. You should see the other side of the place. Room for cars? What, are you kidding? This is a two car garage and I’m a bike nut. Cars go out in the driveway, kid.

I got this email today. It was titled “It’s been said that one picture is worth a thousand words. How many words is this one worth?” How many indeed. Dear Tennessean: The Tennessean’s April 5 photograph of young Christian Golczynski accepting the American flag from Marine Lt. Col. Ric Thompson is one of the most Read the full article…

It’s three thirty in the afternoon and I haven’t been thirty feet from my front door all day. I’m still wearing the clothes I woke up in. I haven’t showered, combed my hair or brushed my teeth. I’ve dropped two glasses and broke one. I haven’t eaten anything aside from a donut and a cookie Read the full article…

Best part of Bike To Work Week? The tub of fake butter no one would touch. We tried. We offered. We begged. No one would touch the stuff. All the rich, buttery goodness! Look at the goodness! Taste the goodness!

Hit “Get Mail” and I got one hundred and eighty five fresh ones coming straight at me. I need a hug. I knocked back a few with my man Garro tonight. Now I can’t feel my hands. And they told me this would happen… Did I listen? No. Of course not. If you didn’t know Read the full article…

Will Geoghegan enters rehab. What is this guy, a Republican? He’s proudly following in the footsteps of such noteable GOP alumni as Mark “page stabber” Foley and Ted “speed lines off gay hookers back” Haggard. Talk about fine company. Blame it on the booze, Will. Just blame it on the booze. Whatever works, right? Fucking Read the full article…

ANGRY DRAGON Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she’ll look like an angry dragon. ARABIAN GOGGLES A “seldom-seen” maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass Read the full article…

Also known as: A day late & a dollar short. Computers both help and hinder in equal parts. I’ve been saddled with a lame horse of a machine of late, one which inexplicable turns off and loses data. Apparently, whenever it fucking feels like it. And yesterday it felt like it a lot. Some IT Read the full article…

I purposely avoided talking about the guy in last night’s post on the “other” DC. You know, that static html site I can’t wait to throw from my shoulders like the Alabatross that it is. I just couldn’t quite psyche myself up for wading into the shit stream which was Falwell’s existence on this planet. Read the full article…

Jerry Falwell, founder of the ‘Moral Majority’ is dead. I turned on the TV last night to CNN, and heard the announcement. I actually threw up my fists and said “WOO-HOO ! ! ! FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCK !” He deserved to die slowly and painfully. If you think he was good or decent Read the full article…