Oil at $87. Time for a little OPEC slowdown. What the fuck do I care? I don’t even own a car.
Just sat through a lengthy c-span symposium including Rob Dugger, who I just met on the T.V. He seems pretty smart. The word of the day according to him, and in reference to the S&L [...]

So i made some more crap. One of the craps is even bike-related. Whoa, dewds. Maybe you wanna check it out.
HAWK DO ART

This guy did the after party, which was rad, because I have a total mancrush on him, and he KILLS the turntables. You may not care about that kind [...]

Yuri’s 20 hour urban overnighter. Wish I was there.
Can a brother spare 13 minutes and 26 seconds?…
From: Mavery
Subject: Scum
Please take a few minutes to watch this quick video that may expose a few skeletons in McCain’s closet. He may play the “i’m not an economist” card, but he sure knows which way to fold his [...]

My Clean Tour Brother, is on a slippery slope. Mr 60%, can you save him? But thankfully, when you’re worth millions, you have the option to refuse another testing offer.

compliments of 420

Good Times

My dad told me a story one time. Here goes,
One day a man goes to a conference talking about how to be a better this and that. People talking about how you need to feel good about yourself in order to have a positive impact on the world. That type of stuff. [...]

Funny Man and Pineapple ride again!!
Caption that!!!

More of the same over here: www.despair.com

At 11:30am, the guy that sits behind me in EMT class, starts mumbling about how the fire dept wants to take his mullet from him in order to hire him. He’s got real narrow, sunken eyes. He yanks on it a bit and proclaims “they ain’t tak’n mah hair”, then pulls a pocket knife from [...]

 
We’re all going to die. Might as well have fun as the waves recede from the high water mark. This is the End of Empire. Make no mistake about it.
The New Sarah Palin Drinking Game Begins TONIGHT!
GOP VP-nom Gov. Sarah Palin sits down with Sean Hannity over at Fox News tonight for [...]

She’s got talent. No doubt about it.
WTF is the mantra for the week. I’m ensconced in idiocracy by radio, by retail, and by education. I’m now off to the night class which is the reward for a long tuesday in that there are (finally) lots of hot chics all around. I get to go [...]

With the Check Engine Light, on and the tires low, self and fellow traveler, Miss B., made it up to MOab last weekend to rendezvous with Big Gay Randy who prefers to go by: Randini Hill. – The guy that road there, mostly off-road, from Flagstaff, in 14 days. I’m only now getting my shit [...]

Well, if my calculator watch serves me correctly, I believe it’s Thursday. Time for a poem. Perhaps, first you have time for a quick story.
Working here at this gallery of art and other pop-culture curiosities, I rarely encounter a customer worth much at all. I mean, we have our regulars: the [...]

How Beer Works

His Coeness sent in this little gem saying, simply, that “the site speaks for itself…”
I concur.
www.timmkoelln.com/the_peloton
Happy Friday, everyone.

Where was this before I went to law school?
My Problem: I share a 2-bedroom apartment with a slovenly, inconsiderate, self-righteous guy. His repulsive girlfriend comes over for semi-nude couch groping, and they both emit a foul hippie stink. I want to chew my own arm off and beat them with it. I’m itching for some [...]

I know, I know…. Bike Racers Are Crazy is not a headline — it’s not really news to those of us that read this site and it is certainly not news to me. However, after driving the RideClean team car in the caravan at the Tour of Utah for 5 days, it was reinforced [...]

I rode a bicycle on Sunday. For an hour. I choose the Surly Steamroller to be the first bike I built up out of the box. And boxes there are several.
I went with the Surly a) I like her a great deal and b) because fixed gear bikes are [...]

Every time I eat shit, I do it in the lamest way possible.
Riding up the urban trail a couple of days ago on the townie to go watch some softball. I was minding the evening sky, looking at the stars and otherwise not paying attention to anything. With no lights, the last thing I saw [...]

Funny thing was – I didn’t even feel it when I brushed the cactus, but I felt it when I pulled the needles out.