Yes yes, it’s been a few days & apologies all around as it is appropriate the DC flag is at half mast today as suggested.
From: JS
All porn flags at half-mast, please. Marilyn Chambers dies at 56
A SFW vid of her in her prime, not in action, but who she was. Remember kids, behind the deep [...]

I got rear ended this morning on southbound 51. Good times. Traffic was as traffic is in Phoenix – a fucking parking lot. I was thinking to myself something stupid like “today would be a good day to get rear-ended… nah, it’ll never happen…” Then came the thud. I [...]

by ‘them’ i mean the big 3. Seriously. If they tried to make a better car, they wouldn’t be in this mess. I have sympathy for all the workers who are getting canned, losing their pensions, having factories shut down… But fuck the Big 3. They chose to stick with a post WW2, ‘American Dream’ [...]

Someone got a little boozy on the plane ride back from Spain.
Old Mr. Armstrong, living it up on the ride back to get his busted collarbone fixed up had a little extra drinky drink on the way back, and got cut off (apparently), and then passed out. Good times for all I’m sure. This, [...]

as defined by Dictionary-dot-com

–noun
satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else’s misfortune.

Merriam Webster defines it thusly…

Main Entry:
scha·den·freu·de
Function:
noun
Etymology:
German, from Schaden damage + Freude joy
Date:
1895
: enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others

And Wikipedia has this :

So no matter which way you look [...]

When in doubt, love the Hell Belly…

From Craigslist, of couse: nashville.craigslist.org
1979 Chevy Truck!! OH MY GOD! THIS TRUCK IS AWESOME! – $6000 (EAST NASHVILLE)
Date: 2009-02-25, 12:36PM CST
OK, let me start off by saying this Silverado is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women) . My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest [...]

I heard it and I’m 38. I’m wondering how bad it must be for younger people.

Created by Train Horn
—bp

I had the good fortune today to catch a rare glimpse inside the wild spirit that we here at DC know as BGR. You know he’s a man of adventure, but did you know he’s from Kansas? I did. Anyways, I’d like to invite you to eavesdrop on my latest Fireside Chat. [...]

Coping with a little help from the cask strength Diaboli and the Maximator. Fuck yeah.

Spent all that money and all I have to show for it is some girl scout cookies, hot sauce, and an empty fire truck.

Lance got nothing on this. The 2009 Toyota Truck Jamboree near Sedona, compliments of Broberto. 6 hardened & dedicated Toyota-cons attended. A perfect gathering of soul. I was restricted from attending due to owning a Subaru… they threatened to throw rocks if I showed…

Hey Jonny,
say it with me, METRIC SHIT TON SON
oh yeah thats a pork chop on the computers left. Reminded me of you!

Yes folks, it’s true. Big J is an inspiration to me, and with the recent loss of my job, and my lack of possible job opportunities where I live, I have decided to go back to school, and get my JD. This is the plan at least. Of course, first I have to get into [...]

And yes… he WILL (eventually) drink it all. This is the guy that has been staying at my house for 8 days. A while back on an early morning ride someone asked me why I was dragging ass. My response… If a guy with a [...]

If this is a viral video for Ghostbusters 3 it cold be very well the most over-the-top undertaking since I don’t know when. Imagine what you could do with the money they spent.
If it’s not, I need some of that vodka-distilled awesomeness.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Crystal Head Vodka.

—bp

First Giants layoff, then we have here a little piece of sunshine out of Australia, next up, I’ll just throw the inbox full of biker down notices I’ve not wanted to deal with, and call this Thursday done. Everything is crashing. Definitely.
From: Marty from AU.
G’day guys,
You may be aware that there’s been some horrendous bushfires [...]

If you have not read the book “Dreams for my Father” by President Obama, this might make you want to. He grew up with a bi-racial friend ‘Ray’ who defined himself with language. He would curse like a sailor.
This is all fine and good, but the fun REALLY begins when you find out that President [...]