If you are like me, and having a rough day at the mill… watch this. It should make it a little bit better. I could watch that all day. Thanks to Sara in NJ for that one.
One to get you through your Friday
Out of office reply
Headed off in search of adventure. Enjoy the weekend.
The Adventure Continues
Following the trip to Granby for MTB Nationals, the traveling circus of self, Dejay, and Juda returned to Boulder to wait for some license plates to show up. The molester van we are traveling in needed to be registered in AZ, yet we were in CO, resulting in some kid down in Tucson going to Read the full article…
Some Things I Think You Should Know
Thanks to the sketchiness that is craigslist, I was fortunate enough to stumble upon some tickets to see Tool in concert in Vegas this past weekend. The show was unreal. I hadn’t seen those guys in concert since 2003, and they’ve only gotten better since then. Now, I try not to get all Fanboy about Read the full article…
“I park in bike lanes … I’m an asshole!”
Now that my summer school class is a distant, fading memory, I can get down to some important shit. Like, for example, swimming, eating, drinking and sorting through all these emails. This one in from Sam: New York City bike activists have found a new way to combat cars clogging up area bike lanes – Read the full article…
Tuesdays with Dirty: Tour Memories and a Kalimotxo Haze
Today’s stage of the Tour is very near and dear to my heart. Two years ago I was pedaling all over those same roads having one Drunkcyclist moment after another. I was telling some of the stories from my trip the other night and I thought that I might share one with you guys. It was over a week into my trip Read the full article…
I hate her.
Every time I hear Sarah Palin speak, I want to throw things. There’s a whole lot of crazy people with money who are already planning on making this crazy christian wing nut MILF our next president. I’d take Alvin Greene or a re-up of the old bomber. Janet Neapolitan ice cream. Even John McFuckstick as Read the full article…
I like to ride my bike.
Here’s a post I dont think I’ve seen up here in a while. I went on a mountain bike ride yesterday, it was glorious, I drank a couple beers afterwords, they were glorious, I enjoyed some good conversation during the ride, that was glorious, and if I had the money I would have hit up Read the full article…
The Athletic Rooster.
From: Mikey Now that le Tour is on, I’m rocking Le Coq Sportif on the stem of the Trophy BIke. I’ve got 220 miles so far this week and Le Coq has led the way on all of them. When the zip tie slides down towards the steerer, I complain that my cock ring keeps Read the full article…
Grab on and hold her with both hands.
You got yourself one hell of a lady friend there, buddy. From: 40 Hands A gift from the lady. Grab on and hold her with both hands. We’ll understand if you wait until you finish that beer first.
Tuesdays with Dirty: Doing it for America.
When I think of the 4th of July, I think about America. It gets me a little patriotic and I think about eagles. When I think about eagles I think about The Misfits. That lets my mind wander to some deep thoughts of all things Punk Rock. Which then leads me to some blurry memories of a party that goes Read the full article…
On Helmets, Part II.
Several years ago I wrote an essay entitled: “On Helmets”, it was an exploration of why some professional cyclists still hung on to the practice of going helmet-less. That was a long time ago and I’m not in a category of cyclist to be around those people anymore. My sense of when and where to Read the full article…