I got out on the bike today. And I brought my cellphone with. I snapped a few pics, but could only send a few as the cell coverage is spotty at best. It’s like I’m in a Verizon black hole around here. It’s so humid. Unreal. Coming from Arizona, where it’s, ahem, a little dry, [...]
Bike happens
Climb till you puke, then do it again.
Ride till your legs are numb. Go until you cant feel your hands. Ride so when you look around you get dizzy because there isnt enough air going to your brain. Climb till you taste blood. Climb till the air is cold and your looking for a jacket. Ride till you know what it means [...]
Humpday with Dirty.
Today I got the call from Asian Bob. He is always busting my balls about not posting stuff on time and he is the first to ask whats up when I skip a week. This week was just a simple case of not having enough time to give it my all. I haven’t been riding [...]
Pay it forward
Our man Dave is doing his part. And he would like your help. From: Dave B. Subject: Help me get injured soldiers to the starting line! Jonny, I’m taking on the challenge of a lifetime (2.4 mile swim, 112 bike, and 26.2 mile run) and I’m writing today to ask for your help. You see, [...]
Near-death experiences…
We can all make the joke about having them. Some of us more than others. (I’m looking in your direction, BJ.) What makes this site special isn’t just the beer, bikes, boobs mentality; it’s that we all stick together when shit goes sideways. Info about Jonny went up all over and people responded with well-wishes [...]
Galena Grinder Race Report
The 2010 edition of the Galena Grinder is in the books, and let me tell you, it was a fucking awesome time. Seriously if you have never had the chance to try this race out, mark your calender for some weekend next year in July, and plan a trip up to Sun Valley, ID to [...]
One to get you through your Friday
If you are like me, and having a rough day at the mill… watch this. It should make it a little bit better. I could watch that all day. Thanks to Sara in NJ for that one.
Out of office reply
Headed off in search of adventure. Enjoy the weekend.
The Adventure Continues
Following the trip to Granby for MTB Nationals, the traveling circus of self, Dejay, and Juda returned to Boulder to wait for some license plates to show up. The molester van we are traveling in needed to be registered in AZ, yet we were in CO, resulting in some kid down in Tucson going to [...]
Some Things I Think You Should Know
Thanks to the sketchiness that is craigslist, I was fortunate enough to stumble upon some tickets to see Tool in concert in Vegas this past weekend. The show was unreal. I hadn’t seen those guys in concert since 2003, and they’ve only gotten better since then. Now, I try not to get all Fanboy about [...]
“I park in bike lanes … I’m an asshole!”
Now that my summer school class is a distant, fading memory, I can get down to some important shit. Like, for example, swimming, eating, drinking and sorting through all these emails. This one in from Sam: New York City bike activists have found a new way to combat cars clogging up area bike lanes – [...]
Tuesdays with Dirty: Tour Memories and a Kalimotxo Haze
Today’s stage of the Tour is very near and dear to my heart. Two years ago I was pedaling all over those same roads having one Drunkcyclist moment after another. I was telling some of the stories from my trip the other night and I thought that I might share one with you guys. It was over a week into my trip [...]