Got in what really might have been my second mountain bike ride of 2008 with my boy McClane yesterday. Fucking kid is crazy. Him and his little under-roo running around in girl pants.
Two hours of prime time Sedona single track and sunshine was all right with me. In fact, I [...]

No, Im not referring to the website or the song by Clutch. I am referring to a study that says 1 in every 100 Americans is in prison.
The report’s methodology differed from that used by the Justice Department, which calculates the incarceration rate by using the total population rather than the adult population as the [...]

From: Hurl
Subject: Rad.
actual footage from Frostbündt, QBP’s annual winter bike orgy, 16-February-2008. The rumored Texas Twins Race never materialized, but the combination of not one, but two, steering wheel-equipped rides provides hours of derby enjoyment for the awestruck bystanders. This is rock-n-roll bicycle action when adults on bicycles can revel in the combination [...]

The vast faction of North American kitsch lovers have adored its image for decades. As a young buck, I remember my folks’ nauseated reaction to the sighting of one during many a subdevelopment egress. The image of which i speak is none other than the North American Yard Flamingo. Long associated with [...]

For shizzle.
These images are from the security camera in a small bank in Arizona. The Arizona Buckeye Police identified the Marzocchi logo and got in touch with the company in California. Marzocchi’s purchasing boss had to go through all the invoices for 3 different zip codes just to try and get a lead on [...]

K-BILLY’s Super Sounds Of The Seventies Weekend just keeps on coming with this little ditty…
President Bush continues to dispute all the predictions that his presidency will go down in history as a miserable failure.
Or, as he put it in an interview with Chris Wallace of Fox News over the weekend: “It’s very hard to write [...]

This is why Dick Pound was not invited to the premiere of the latest Stallone movie:
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22728530/
news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080126/ap_on_en_mo/people_stallone_hgh
By the way, HGH is not simply an amino acid, it is composed of 191 amino acids. All proteins are composed of amino acids and if all you were looking for was amino acids, you can get all 20 from [...]

I made a hat.

Them 10-year old Swobo shorts you have lying in a crate somewhere? The ones that you could wear to the burlesque show and they’d ask you to ‘Cover your Shame’ ? Yeah. Those. Turn those into a nice head-warming beanie with a pair of scissors, a sewing machine and 5 minutes of [...]

Judging for the Mustache Contest is Friday night at Pay n-Take. 7pm sharp.
Come for the mustaches. Stay for the glory.

Dear Harris Cyclery friends and customers,
It is with heavy hearts that we convey to you the news that Sheldon Brown has passed away. Our thoughts go out to his family at this time. The cycling community has lost one of it’s most passionate members.
Read more: sheldonbrown.com

When you’re out drinking and carrying-on this weekend, here are a few things to get into a thick discussion (or heavy fight; your choice…) over a beer or thirteen.
Nader.

Nuff said.
Then there is perennial D.C. favorite shitbag Ann Coulter.
Boggles. The. Mind. I mean, really. Either she realizes that Bush was the worst president we have [...]

Someone told me once when I get to the end of my rope make a knot and hang on.
Fuck that Im ready to crack. This is the only thing to make me smile this whole fucking week.
glumbert.com
snake

From: D2
Subject: Would you please post this?
Hey Jonny,
A friend and former Flagstaff resident, Mike Mckay, died on Friday in an avalanche in California. He worked at Singletrack Bikes and was a member of the NAU cycling team.
This kid was every bit of the word Classy.
Story here: www.sbsun.com/news/ci_8096397
D2
I am very sorry to hear about [...]

Glorious Days Abound.
Getting the potato cannon out was a really good idea. We had been drinking for a couple of hours and had like 15 extra potatoes, and besides it was still too early to go to the bar. The first few hit the fence with a huge bang, frankly I’m surprised [...]

This is from Sports Illustrated, Jan. 15, 2008. Full story here: sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/magazine/01/15/sins.of.a.father012…
Sins of a Father
Corey Gahan was a champion in-line skater at 13. Then his dad put him on a regimen of steroids and HgH
Corey suspected that he was “doing something wrong,” but he trusted his dad and his trainer.
The kid hated needles. But [...]

big jonny is a in-line-sex-machine.

Renta Centa Style, just like your mom bought her couch.
I give you,
The Church of The Big Ring
Behold if your not in your big ring then you be damned.
snake

The other day I had a small travel thermometer with me.
And the temperature at my desk was 66.6 degrees.
I was strangely comfortable.

I don’t know what to call this other than annoying and dishonest. I read Maureen Dowd’s latest piece in the NYTimes two days ago, thought it was good, thought she was working the New Hampshire beat. Spefically the small hamlet of Derry.
No. Turns out a couple of her little under-roos worked the [...]

In a word: Snow.