I got marching orders from the higher-ups and got my ass over to the X-games. I don’t have regular employment and the people at the press area said they had no idea who Drunkcyclist was and who I was didn’t matter, and I should take a flying fuck at a rolling donut on a gravel driveway. Continue reading So there was this thing in town…
Drinking Coffee and riding bikes with my kids in the cool morning hours. It will get hot today, but I’ll be hiding indoors by then. Continue reading Life is centered around the garage
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A while back, we got some static because Caveman took out his aggression on some nutrition with a shotgun. Now, I like blowing stuff up Continue reading The Drunkcyclist Shotgun Challenge
Here in Wisconsin, and other bitterly cold regions of the world, it’s getting to that point in winter where we begin asking ourselves questions like, Continue reading Operación Grande Pesce
Now that Lance Armstrong has had his Tour titles erased from the history books, Greg Lemond is the only American winner of the Tour de Continue reading Greg Lemond is the only American winner of the Tour de France
Yes. This is going to hurt. We all know what’s coming. There is no secret about it. There will be revelations. There will be an Continue reading The Oprah Winfrey Lance Armstrong interview drinking game
1) I’ve been looking for a new gallery in which to hang my “art.” 2) Maybe I didn’t look very hard, but I didn’t really Continue reading Will Work For The Future
It’s now 1pm, the morning after. I’m shaking off last night and kitting up for a little ride on the skinny tire bike. I just Continue reading Happy New Year!
Disclaimer: Following the break is an essay, which by DC standards, is quite wordy. Beyond the break there are no more pictures, videos, multi-media slide Continue reading The Eleraphant in the Roome.