A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”. She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. [...]

Remember when the Spice girls could be considered ‘hot’? Or at least ‘do-able’ ? If you could get past the annoying caterwauling and bullshit?
Yes, time is a cruel mistress.

I bet Beckham has to drink kimself to sleep every night. I know I would.
—bikepunk

What to get the girl who has everything? Get her a chopstick push-up bra.

Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a rice bowl and set of your own chopsticks. Or maybe it just says ‘I’m hungry’. I’m not too sure.

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, [...]