You know you want to rock this shit:
1. Bush: End of an Error
2. That’s OK, I Wasn’t Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
3. Let’s Fix Democracy in this Country First
4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
6. If You Can Read This, You’re Not Our President
7. [...]

Someone told me once when I get to the end of my rope make a knot and hang on.
Fuck that Im ready to crack. This is the only thing to make me smile this whole fucking week.
glumbert.com
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Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they’re walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says ” Wow, that’s some hole, I can’t even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?” The second hunter says” [...]

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler.
The little boy asked, “Grandpa, can I have a beer?
Grandpa replied “Can your pecker touch your ass?
The little boy answered, “No Grandpa, It’s just a little pecker!”
Grandpa said, Then you’re not man [...]

Renta Centa Style, just like your mom bought her couch.
I give you,
The Church of The Big Ring
Behold if your not in your big ring then you be damned.
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil.
Satan: “Why so glum?”
Guy: “Why do you think? I’m in hell!”
Satan: “Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. [...]

Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a [...]

One day little Jonny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her.
Jonny’s dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Jonny closed the door. After business was finished [...]

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee [...]

Oh my… Would you believe I published this post at 9:11 pm?
What am I, Rudy fucking Giuliani?

A few years ago Big Pun left a drunken phone rant on my cell phone. Sounded a lot like this. If this shit doesnt make you laugh the get the fuck off my planet.

Jimmy Dean

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I think some of the best films latel have been coming out of asia. Korea has some of the best, with ‘Old Boy’ and ‘The Host’ being two prime examples.
Then throw in a healt dose of HK films (Just about anything with Chow Yun Fat like Hard Boiled or The Killer ) and you are [...]

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”
The old man [...]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents [...]

I got this from my man Bacardi Marti. His email was all in German. I asked him what is said in English. He wrote back:
“How you get men to wash their hands.”

A young couple interested in joining a new church in their community attends an orientation with two other couples. The pastor gives a short presentation on what the church is all about and then asks the couples to confirm their continued interest, which they do. He then goes on to challenge them to [...]

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s Building Supply when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.
“The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking [...]

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot really had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft [...]

A joke for the morning:
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road. The guy I hit slowly gets out of the car, and starts to walk over to towards me.
You know how you just get so stressed and life’s stuff seems to get a little on the funny side? [...]

HER DIARY:
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Our conversation wasn’t flowing so I [...]