www.natebloch.com
I cant figure out how embed this vid so here is a link.
Now grow a set and get out there and ride.
Snake
Happy fucking Monday as well. Thank god its fucking over already. Sleep tight group ride in the morning with some tack on afterwards.

Drunkenness, hangovers, and debauchery tend to come to mind when one thinks about alcohol and its effects. But could alcohol also have been a catalyst for human civilization?
According to archaeologist Patrick McGovern this may have been the case when early man decided to start farming. Why humans turned from hunting and gathering to agriculture could [...]

Today I went and bought another bike. This time, I drove to Oak Harbor and found out it’s quite a ways out from the Vern. I cannot believe there are people in my class that commute from that far There are actually four students in the class from the same two bridges [...]

Two French girls are riding their bikes home from school. It starts to get dark, and one of them notices that they’re in an unfamiliar neighborhood.
“I’ve never come this way before,” she says nervously.
“It’s the cobblestones,” her friend replies.

From: Silence7

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Caption this bitches!

…comes some damn funny entertainment.
My favorite…? Well, since you asked…

this one fit the bill.
If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:
$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual
$37.50 if you bought Neomagic
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the [...]

make it easy for us. People of all wheel sizes, suspended and fully rigid alike; I present to you the Palin Baby Name Generator.
First try, and it’s all wonderful. I’m off to teach these savages the difference between present past simple and future continuous, like any of these monkeys really care.
—D.H. (formerly known as bp)

How Beer Works

I’ve been riding my bike to work now for a few weeks. Might not seem like much to you hard ass mile eater types, but to me it’s everything. Kinda feeling good about it.
A lot better than when I wasn’t able to ride much at all.
Gnomies been at me to get out [...]

Snowing like all hell again in Flagstaff, Arizona. File this under “the view from my window”:

Big Jonny declined excitement.
File this under “fucking up a good thing”:
The traditional Philly cheesesteak has gone precipitously upscale at one new restaurant, where the chopped steak and melted cheese standard includes goose liver and truffles — and costs $100.
Barclay [...]

Carlin on God Bless America
 
I still can’t manage to embed crap on this site. Don’t know why, I guess Im just retarded. I can do it on my site, if you care.
 
—bikepunk

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells him, “You know, a pint goes [...]

A stranger was seated next to a little 5th grade girl on an airplane. The stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk.”
“I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, [...]

A man decides to go bear hunting. He goes to the gun shop, buys a gun and goes into the forrest. Sits in a tree and after about an hour a huge black bear comes walking down the trail, he shoots and the bear drops.
He scurries down the tree and runs up the trail. [...]

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment [...]

This link comes from my man DMC in Belfast.
www.buscatube.cl/….bjarne-riis-admits-the-use-of-scunk-crack-opium–ecstasy
Ok, its a bit extreme, but if you read Willy Voet’s “Breaking the Chain” it ain’t too far off.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do [...]