From: Mikey Now that le Tour is on, I’m rocking Le Coq Sportif on the stem of the Trophy BIke. I’ve got 220 miles so far this week and Le Coq has led the way on all of them. When the zip tie slides down towards the steerer, I complain that my cock ring keeps [...]

Wow, sparks and tempers were flaring after today’s stage! Nothing screams “Lil Bitch” more than a couple cyclists clad in lycra and funny shoes tussling in public. And to make matters worse, Quick Step rider Carlos Barredo used a spare wheel to aid in his bitch slapping. You wanna kick dude’s ass? First take off [...]

A day late and a dollar short on finding a suitable videos to post. But, here they are anyway: Tour de France 2010- Stage 3 Finish Versus Coverage of Stage 4′s Tour De France Finish

When I think of the 4th of July, I think about America. It gets me a little patriotic and I think about eagles. When I think about eagles I think about The Misfits. That lets my mind wander to some deep thoughts of all things Punk Rock. Which then leads me to some blurry memories of a party that goes [...]

I am updating….had no idea I had quads!! Picture by Jeff Jakucyk. I promised a race report so here ya go. It’s not gonna be like Snake’s posts or anything. This is gonna be Judi’s Classy Cat 4 MY VERY FIRST CRIT race report, ok? Don’t make fun. The Madeira Centennial Criterium was the opening [...]

Damn, how about these apples?? Rock Racing’s Michael Ballsack is said to be the subject of a federal search warrant. The FDA is investigating the possible use of PED’s by former members of his fancy-pants racing outfit. I guess Rock IS Dead… Michael Ball, owner of Rock Racing Team, is named in a sealed federal [...]

This just in from my neighbor, resident hard man runner guy, and all around drunkcyclist,  Scandinavian Jesus.  Last week I sent him on his way with some extra lights, my gorilla suit,  and told him to try and remember enough to give me a report…this is what he came up with: Here’s a quick rundown [...]

Whoa. Now what am I going to race on? Oh yeah, I don’t race. The International Cycling Union (UCI) has approved disc brakes for competition in the 2010-’11 cyclo-cross race season. Read the rest at www.cyclingnews.com/news/uci-allows-disc-brakes-for-cyclo-cross. The biggest change is going to be in the wheels. Making a fork disc compliant isn’t too difficult, it [...]

Look. He said what he did. He came clean. Took him years, but he did it. Someone step up and sign the guy already. Reward truthfulness. Encourage other to do the same in like situations. Push the ball forward. Clean up the sport. The alternative is that other cyclists will continue to deny everything. Because [...]

I’m committed to racing and working two more more races and then my road bike is going away for a little while. The first race is this weekend, June 20th, the Ohio Masters road race. Cash prize is 300 bucks to the top 5 in each division. I am going to get my ass BEAT [...]

From: Dave B. Subject: More DC Representation in Canada Jonny: Here is more proof that the DC nation is alive and being represented all over. This was the North Shore Bike Fest Marathon XC which was pretty grueling as we just had a solid week of rain. Ironically I ended up with plate # 420. [...]

I am on day 9 off the bike. In that time, I have swam over 10,000 yards and ran 20+ miles. I lifted hard at the Y yesterday and feel sore as shit. I ran on some muddy horse trails today with a friend. Every step I took was in the kind of mud where [...]