But, a damn nice try nonetheless. That ‘ol Bushy sure can duck. Watch it in all it’s glory!

Call for a big drink.

G-U-I-L-T-Y.
Glenda Rumsey was found GUILTY of manslaughter in the death of 14 year old Jose Rincon, who was riding his bike home from a friend’s birthday party on January 12th. Glenda Rumsey, herein referred to as “jaggoff”, was highly intoxicated at the time of the accident. Further, this jaggoff even attended a later Court appearance [...]

He studies the Law.
Big Jonny’s rants lie in wait.
Thursday Haiku lives.

I give to you…

A follow up to the Bike Down post on Saturday:
—– Original Message —–
From: Barbara LaWall
To: pyramidcoaching
Sent: Sunday, December 07, 2008 12:36 PM
Subject: e-mail message to cycling community …
Dear Mr. Blanchard:
Your recent e-mail to the cycling community asking them to write letters in “an attempt to persuade the Pima County Attorney’s Office to take action [...]

 
Yeah, seeing stories about bikers down makes me sad. Makes me sad because they’re our 2 wheeled brothers, and we all brave riding on the road lots of times, and it could happen to each one of us easily, and it has happened to some of us. Big J for one, me for another.
 
Back in [...]

Imagine if professional cycling had a strong rider’s union in place like the NFL does for its players?
A federal judge on Friday blocked the NFL from suspending five players for violating the league’s anti-doping policy.
. . . Kevin Williams and Pat Williams of the Minnesota Vikings and Charles Grant, Deuce McAllister and [...]

A mother’s love sure runs deep. I’d cast my write-in ballot for this Mom of the Year!
Crazy shit.
Times are tough. Economy’s in the shitter, discretionary income has dried up, unemployment continues to rise and my drinking fund is getting smaller than Kayle’s career options. But, I know I’m not this desperate for some green backs!
“industry [...]

When you got a whip, anything is possible:

Special Thanks, FreedomBoner.

From: MxRacer652
I got laid off, but the socks keep it movin’ in the Pittsburgh 37* rain last
weekend.

Also for good measure, lesbian simultaneous vag/anal fisting + vibrator(NSFW),
good shit.
Peace from the East
b-real.
And Bella Donna? That girl’s my kind of Fister. Muchas gracias MX.
Many thanks to all who supported the DC bailout.
Still got socks for sale. 3-packs for [...]

First, full disclosure here, I am ethnically French, mostly French Canadian (yeah, that’s right, we DO NOT claim Celine Dion I can guarantee you that), but I still have some roots from the Normandy region of France. Most would mistake me for Italian, or as others have mentioned before, I look sort of like a [...]

I had conversations long ago, in the NAU cycling days with Sam. He’s a good kid and likes to ride just like the rest of us. A cyclist shall we say?
One day, he discovered a way to stay on the bike for months, and make it an effort towards a better world with trees and [...]

Some of you are out there riding. Me? I’m in here. Getting weaker. While Charlie’s out there in the bush. Getting stronger.
And so it goes…
From: mrbill
big jonny,
Hope this finds you and the family doing well. Good luck in Law School, we need more lawyers on our side. This [...]

Another doper, busted today, or well, not so much today, but sometime last year with the case finally being decided today. Story can be found here at cyclingnews.com.
Turns out that the tattooed warrior of bike racing actually did take a few drugs while trying to race Superweek (and who the hell else knows what other [...]

It’s my reading week. I’m trying to study. I’ve got a memo worth 50% of my grade sitting on my desk. Draft number six, don’t cha know. I’m dancing all over the max word count of 2,500. I’m at 2,499 right now. Right on the line! If I [...]

This is the story that is going to make me stay so far away from any cycling related forums on the internets, because now for the following, oh, I don’t know, 7 months or so, all we are going to hear from the Lance Fan Boys that have been absent for a few years now [...]

I’m developing some new clipless shoes and would appreciate any feedback from any of you. These should be much better on bikepunk’s knees.

It brings many things. A better-developed palette for savoring various scotches and fine wines. It makes you appreciate fine food and all it’s intricacies.
It brings the knowledge that some people will bullshit you to get a laugh, while others will bullshit you to get your last dime and life’s blood and leave you dying in [...]

I made it back up the hill this morning after hanging with local friends in Kleenix just yesterday at the FOTP. In a word, the day was moist. The unusual November monsoon from the night previous, that brought hail the size of marbles to my parents house, provided epicness for the following days ride. With [...]