I’m nearly out. Shit got done around here this morning. Up at 6:15. Feed the daughter, help out mom. Get everyone sorted. Kiss wife in Continue reading What would you do for a blonde dyke?
We at drunkcyclist.com would like to welcome Lux Wylie Noble to the world. 8 pounds, 9 ounces. Ten fingers, ten toes, one healthy young boy. Continue reading Lux Wylie Noble
This is a public service announcement: From: L. Subject: french threaded bb team hobo chick in search of french threaded bottom bracket for sweet old Continue reading The Hobo Chicks Abides
I’m not even there and I’m hearing it already. “Interbike sucks.” I thought day one of the convention would be hard enough – running the Continue reading Here it goes
For those in the bike industry, this one rings true. Congratulations on the purchase of your brand-new high-end road bike. Along with a pie plate, Continue reading Addendum to New Road Bike Owners Manual
This is my year to be sick of Las Vegas. And I’m not even there yet. The thought of going out on the road again Continue reading Las Vegas
My man Marty is one fucked up cat. He crashed his bike and hurt his hand recently. So what does my man do? He makes Continue reading The Handwitch
After being drilled by a wayward drunken motorist, I’d be lying if I told you I didn’t fantasize about shit like this. Milwaukee bicyclist shoots Continue reading Should I laugh, cry or applaud?
I get a shit ton of email. And I still haven’t caught up on all the shit I missed while I was rubbing my dick Continue reading Jumped the Shark
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Cellular One to Sponsor Show Low Bluff Tour of the White Mountains Endurance Mountain Bike Event Show Low, Ariz. – Cellular One Continue reading Press Release: CellularOne Sponsors Show Low Bluff Tour of the White Mountains Mtn Bike Event
I can’t say that I’m surprised. Disappointed, maybe. But not surprised. From: Patrick Subject: Jeanson velonews.com Jeanson admits to doping. I’m gonna find her fucking Continue reading Jeanson admits to doping
Snarlin’ Arlen Specter (R-Twilight Zone) doesn’t know who Jenna Jameson is. Well, actually, he didn’t know who she was, but now he does, because she Continue reading The Specter of porn rears its ugly head