Eyes like donut holes. Legs quivering, empty flask. Pork rinds in my ears. But Jonny is fine. Cottage cheese in pantyhose, jiggling as he laughs. Continue reading Haikuesday, Some time in 1998.
I started riding my bike to work this week. Two days under the belt so far. On two different bikes no less. Tomorrow I’ll ride Continue reading Sure makes the martinis taste nice.
It’s really nice out. Friday I actually got my fat ass out on my Karate Monkey for a ride, and it was glorious. The snow Continue reading Sunday in Munich
I’m walking to work the other morning, I’m late, the sickness is just kicking in. Going back to bed seems like an excellent idea. At Continue reading Fuck that
Since Juan Grande is a sick man (did anyone ever doubt it) somebody needs to step up around here. Damn. Looks like you’re left with Continue reading Tuesday Bunk
The one: You haven’t touched a bike all week. You’ve been drinking like a fish. You’re coming in a bit heavy. The two: My wife Continue reading Hump Day
Something to think about when you assert your right to ride. Be safe out there. —bp (jonny needs to fix the embedded video shit. If Continue reading Bike to Work Week : Addendum.
From: Martin Subject: Save the Date – Bike to Work Week – Kick-Off Commuter Ride Save the date! The wind is starting to blow, the Continue reading Bike to Work Week
Anyone ever done a fixed gear crit race? Well RideClean is promoting one — downtown Phoenix right by the municipal court building, Dodge Theater, and Continue reading Downtown Showdown
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I’ve ridden a mountain bike a total three time in the last two weekends. That is pretty much the new record for the last 18 Continue reading Camel Hump Wednesday
Haven’t touched a bike all week. Hope to break the chain ’round about Saturday morning. And that would be tomorrow. Wish me luck. I’m going Continue reading Thank God it’s Friday. Again.