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After reading that last post here on DC, it reminded me of the “no pun intended page”.
It also reminds me of the time I tried to go 2 to 1 with the Big Pun on drinks. Futility at its finest.
Fuck Mondays suck some ass.
Snake

I’m sure there were some who questioned Kohl’s performance at the Tour and this confirms it. Too bad, for I was rather hoping his feat was attained on moral and ethical grounds. But on a positive note (no pun intended) it is becoming a cleaner sport. Can’t say that about baseball (GO SOX!), football or [...]

They’d put this money to good use. Just think how much we could raise to paydown some of our debt, or apply towards new programs, fund renewable energy grants…You name it. These two have raised at least $572 million. A brother can dream, right?

Dan over at MileWideSports.com had a good ride with Nod & friends in Sedona last weekend where they happened to run into Thomas Frischknecht and some dude named Tom Ritchey, who flew in for the day to ride some prime redrock after the Vegas deal. Frischy gives a little insight on his retirement and riding [...]

I don’t have much on this yet – I’ve been buried in books at the law school library – but it looks like ‘ol Mountain Goat McGehee and Jackass showed ‘em a clean set of wheels at the 508. Maybe we’ll see a race report from one or both of ‘em in the [...]

I don’t think too many people will be surprised with the recent outcomes of retested samples from this year’s Tour. Since when is Schumacher a stellar time trialist who can beat the likes of Cancellara? I think we’ll see some other big names get dung by the doping bell in the coming weeks. Hell, look [...]

The Floyd Landis Dope Show lands in Flagstaff today.
Totally. Worth. It.
Seems the local cycling populace wants to welcome him with open arms:
From: Hellbelly
Subject: Floyd’s Ride – 4 Words
I couldn’t help myself. Top o’ steps – Lake Mary Road – Friday 4:30 pm. He’s a douchebag.

Have fun on that group ride, Mr. [...]

Humpty, a frequent commenter on D.C. posted a link to a Fredcast.com podcast interview with Greg LeMond within the commentary of flodizzle’s post Statute of Limitation. It is the most revealing discussion thus far, in regards to the realities of doping in the pro peloton. LeMond’s knowledge of doping, the truth of wattage, and the [...]

It appears the French will never let some things go. Who’s croissant did Lance shit on to make those frogs so hell bent? Could Lemond be the French puppet-master? Did Lance schtoop Greg’s wife years ago? Round and round we go on this carnival ride and where it stops no one knows. More trivial news [...]

As we like to say ‘around these parts: Doping is as doping does
From: Nathaniel
Subject: sastre and csc
seems like their doping dr was on the payroll for (failed) cover-up just like Lances.
sporten.tv2.dk/cykling/article.php/id-16149060.html
canadiancyclist.com article:
Sastre Newest Doping Suspect?
by Matt Hansen
It was reported originally in Le Soir, and now German and Danish media are reporting that [...]

Let me preface this super long story for those of you that don’t really like to read. I was a male stripper for a night.

Yo, I’m very fretted about the credit markets. Pulosi completely ruined it with Harsh words of reality. Nice work hacklosi. The kind of tact I would expect from myself. And you oversensitive Repugs? All Ya’ll are disappointing your faaaatha. You know this.
All the following shit was harvested from Stevil @ How, To, Avoid, The, Bummer, [...]

My dad told me a story one time. Here goes,
One day a man goes to a conference talking about how to be a better this and that. People talking about how you need to feel good about yourself in order to have a positive impact on the world. That type of stuff. [...]

The only thing dead, is Vegas. What happened, I don’t exactly know, but the cultural underground that invaded the show in years previous, was tame and sedated for this 2008 running. And even if there were a lot of good ideas on the floor of Interbyke, Carbon fiber blinded me everywhere. The coolest thing of [...]

How do you get a poster home from Interbike?
First you eat it, and then you poop it out.
Eat, then poop.
Eat then poop!
Wise words from Sov as day three closed, and all the tradeshow coverage you truly need this year.

Funny Man and Pineapple ride again!!
Caption that!!!

The article (read Jonny’s: Lemond swings yard) describes today’s Interbike conference with Lance – with Lemond asking a few questions re: Armstrong’s proposed bio – marker transparency in cooperation with Don Catlin.
Lemond has a point, vo2 and power output are very important indicators when assessing enhanced performance manipulation. This is fundamental exercise physiology. It is [...]

Rolled into Vegas yesterday and parked the minivan next to the first Lamborghini we could find. Since then, I’ve made it into the expo for a total of 40 minutes so far and I can say that this years show is the penultimate ultimate stylegala of the bike world. The Fixie Kids walk around with [...]

I’ll say it like this: He makes me proud to have a LeMond bicycle in the stable.
Armstrong press conference turns tense
A scheduled Lance Armstrong press conference at the Interbike cycling trade show in Las Vegas turned tense Thursday morning when three-time Tour de France champion Greg LeMond questioned his plan to disclose his blood and [...]