Yes, you moose-eating jackass. It is.

Palin is dumber than we thought

Need a reason to ride for days & days? There’s a small movement in cycling that’s been happening over the last couple of years lead by pioneers such as Scott Morris and a host of others that, at this point I guess is called “bikepacking”. Now that the lexicon has been established, you can ride [...]

Site Fucked up in some way for you? I removed the “/wordpress/” dealio from the end of the site address the other day. For some all ya’ll, this may have created irritation. You may have to update your links or I may have to just put it back to the way it was.
What I get [...]

Thanks Mitch.

Since I’m incapable of planning any more than a few hours ahead, Saturday wasn’t a long ride and it was far from the scene. No epicness. No awesome. No GPX file. No helmet Cam action. No high fives. No sweet bro finish. Not even a space blanket was involved. But, fuck it. Every spring and [...]

Yeah, it’s Sunday. Time to get out my shovel and dig through this pile of emails I’ve been ignoring.
Authorities in Grant County say a 48-year-old Woodinville man nearly drowned after he deliberately drove his Humvee into the Columbia River near Quincy.
Undersheriff John Turley says Merle C. Sorenson told deputies he “was not [...]

Got this from my man 40 Hands up in Montana. Keep’n it real.
From:40 Hands
Big Man,
Thought you might enjoy this picture from last weekends cross race up here in the big sky. yes that is jager in my jersey as i head out for some practice laps.

While slaving away over here at our DC satellite office in T-town, a special guest stopped by to offer up some last minute support. You see, McCain hails from Arizona, so it was quite nice to see the hot piece of ass that is his wife, Cindy, drop by. She’s been busy soliciting votes for [...]

My political interest is completely tapped. I no longer care about the who, the what or the why. Mcbama, OPalin, Joe the Biden… whatever. It’s all just a reality show on a grand stage, and the tab goes to Joe the Tax Payer every time. Fuck all.
El bicicleta is chilling outside, heckling me to ride. [...]

I did not attend Interbyke this year after seven, eight or nine consecutive appearances. Each previous fall I would pack up and head north four hours to that stinking shithole called Las Vegas. I didn’t miss it so much, to be honest. I can get plenty drunk and eat bad food here [...]

This post is dedicated to our local human-pin cushion, Snake. It’s been a tough week, so let’s relax, check out some pics and get ready for a weekend of riding. Keep it sticky side-down and enjoy the weekend!
The Church of the Big Ring

I love this woman.
Hey der. Just wanted to shoot these 2 pics at you to fill up your email box even more. One is an alteration of your sticker. I found it appropriate for me since sometimes I do ride Dykes. Also… In the second pic is a poor lil guy [...]

I know that most of the time I link some stupid stuff just to keep the website alive. Big Jonny and I have gone a few rounds of drinks talking about how much politics get on this site and how I hate it. Most of the time Big Jon just tells me that if [...]

This was submitted in response to this.
From: Fur
How sympathetic to car drivers ‘trauma’ of being involved in a car/bike accident can a jury be?
www.roanoke.com/news/nrv/wb/180468
A bicyclist was killed by this driver and a jury awarded the driver $350,000 damages for her trauma! Not the bicyclist!

Man, all these emails detailing great rides and adventures are making me jealous. Where’s those posts from BGR I’m waiting on? He’s always up to something, that kid… Check our Bill’s annual Courthouse to Courthouse ride. Looks like some wide open country out there in east Texas.
From: mrbill
Subject: C to [...]

We’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people [...]

Fair. Balanced. Must be a British website…
From: Neil
Subect: Undecided?
this is the fairest analysis of the candidates that ive ever read…. probably because it comes from the british mag “the economist” and they don’t have an axe to grind….. i think it sums them both up pretty well…. well worth [...]

One in from our man Pistol. We could all learn a thing or two from this cat.
From: Pistol Pete
Subject: serious cyclists
I saw some serious cyclists today. They were serious. They might have been from Boulder. Or maybe their butts hurt. They sure were serious.
Me? I had a great day. Day [...]

File this under: You gotta be shitting me.
Oct 14th, 2008 | WASHINGTON — The Bush administration is taking steps to make it easier for mountain bikers to gain access to national parks and other public lands before the president — an avid cyclist himself — leaves office.
The National Park Service confirmed Tuesday that it [...]

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
After reading that last post here on DC, it reminded me of the “no pun intended page”.
It also reminds me of the time I tried to go 2 to 1 with the Big Pun on drinks. Futility at its finest.
Fuck Mondays suck some ass.
Snake