I felt that I should put together some of the shit that has been rolling around in the ol grape, it being a monday n all. There’s really no good reason to live the blog life unless you just make shit up. Gramps was a preacherman too. Then he died. Too.
This is what I bailed [...]
what a nice timefuck he is
Bicycle Anti Depresants
Oh man. Motherfucking DC Representative Reichel & Kate rolled into town last night. They broke me in real good. We chilled at FBC, drank beer & reminisced about our origins into bikes. Talked about King, Palmer, Lopes and all those hoods that made it when the money flowed like swill, and long rides and other [...]
Paging Page…
No doubt, most of you out there have seen this little item about Jonathan Page missing a drug test post race after a recent outing. When reading the article, you see that, the Page’s have a ton of excuses about “why” Mr. Page missed his doping test after the race. He crashed. He didn’t finish [...]
I Got Laid Off
From: MxRacer652
I got laid off, but the socks keep it movin’ in the Pittsburgh 37* rain last
weekend.
Also for good measure, lesbian simultaneous vag/anal fisting + vibrator(NSFW),
good shit.
Peace from the East
b-real.
And Bella Donna? That girl’s my kind of Fister. Muchas gracias MX.
Many thanks to all who supported the DC bailout.
Still got socks for sale. 3-packs for [...]
Single Speed Cyclocross World Champs
Bubble Machines? Adam Craig in a Hard Hat and platforms and… Trebon didn’t win? Sounds like a proper SSCXWC:
World Champs Crowned for Single Speed Cyclocross
By: Matt Karre
A muddy and unusual single speed ‘cross event found the newest World Champions Sunday. Canadian Drew MacKenzie won the second annual Single Speed Cyclocross World Championships (SSCXWC) in Portland, [...]
46th Annual Three Peaks Cyclocross
One from the motherland….
From: Mr. Sparkle
Subject: 46th Annual Three Peaks Cyclocross
Hiya mate,
It’s me again from En-ger-land. Thought you might like to see my new filmic offering. You will have heard of the Three Peaks cyclocross race, no doubt? Our man Rob Jebb won it for a consecutive 7th time and set a new course [...]
Wasting Thursday
I know that most of the time I link some stupid stuff just to keep the website alive. Big Jonny and I have gone a few rounds of drinks talking about how much politics get on this site and how I hate it. Most of the time Big Jon just tells me that if [...]
Rob’s new Bianchi
From: Rob in Queens
Subject: no subject
Jonny-
Been a while.
Congats on the new one. I finally built me a ‘Cross bike. A steel Bianchi, of course. Last bling thing I pick up before the double ass fucking I’m about to receive from home ownership.

















