I was at an event for burritos and beers here, and it got me thinking. I pee in the sink. Pretty much anywhere I go, Continue reading Confession Time.
Podiphilia is a paraphilia involving sexual activity between human and bicycle (parts) or a fixation on such practice. The term podiphilia derives from the combination of two nouns in Greek: podílato, meaning “bicycle” and philia, Continue reading Podiphilia, I Support That
I got marching orders from the higher-ups and got my ass over to the X-games. I don’t have regular employment and the people at the press area said they had no idea who Drunkcyclist was and who I was didn’t matter, and I should take a flying fuck at a rolling donut on a gravel driveway. Continue reading So there was this thing in town…
Drinking Coffee and riding bikes with my kids in the cool morning hours. It will get hot today, but I’ll be hiding indoors by then. Continue reading Life is centered around the garage
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A while back, we got some static because Caveman took out his aggression on some nutrition with a shotgun. Now, I like blowing stuff up Continue reading The Drunkcyclist Shotgun Challenge
Here in Wisconsin, and other bitterly cold regions of the world, it’s getting to that point in winter where we begin asking ourselves questions like, Continue reading Operación Grande Pesce
Now that Lance Armstrong has had his Tour titles erased from the history books, Greg Lemond is the only American winner of the Tour de Continue reading Greg Lemond is the only American winner of the Tour de France
Yes. This is going to hurt. We all know what’s coming. There is no secret about it. There will be revelations. There will be an Continue reading The Oprah Winfrey Lance Armstrong interview drinking game