The hits just keep on coming… (Clickthrough 100% not safe for work. Good thing it’s Saturday.)

Here are a few more out of the stable. At first glance, these bikes seemingly have nothing in common. What they do have in common is they are all very cool bikes. These three have rounded out my collection nicely. Each does something different. Something completely different. And each does it very well. Early 80′s Read the full article…

Same as yesterday morning: air up tires, play with brakes, ride around neighborhood, take photo. I may even, gasp, ride a bike today. And I’m talk’n ’bout full on kitted up gayness. Oh, embrace your inner PVP. Hey, 60 degrees is cold! Surly. Steamroller. ‘Nuff said. Fondriest. I call it The Italian Stallion. Also known Read the full article…

I took photos of three of my bikes after riding each of them around the block. Moser w/ Dura Ace 10 Ciocc w/ Campy 8 spd Lemond w/ Campy Chorus 8 spd

Hey, listen – Most folks know that when you ask someone for something, you have to give them something in return. It’s pretty fucking basic. Maybe it has to do in some way with the 3rd law of physics. I know, gutter punks think that because they eat from the dumpster, they don’t have to Read the full article…

Two French girls are riding their bikes home from school. It starts to get dark, and one of them notices that they’re in an unfamiliar neighborhood. “I’ve never come this way before,” she says nervously. “It’s the cobblestones,” her friend replies.

From: Hurl Books to Prepare Those Little Darlings for Real Life! Indeed.

My man Steve has a show coming up. If you’re anywhere near NYC, you should check it out. Kick him in the nuts and say “hi from big jonny.” I’m sure he’ll be cool with it. Or at least I’ll be cool with it. And that’s almost the same thing in the end. Steve Smith Read the full article…

So i made some more crap. One of the craps is even bike-related. Whoa, dewds. Maybe you wanna check it out. HAWK DO ART This guy did the after party, which was rad, because I have a total mancrush on him, and he KILLS the turntables. You may not care about that kind of crap, Read the full article…