Author Archives: Snake Hawk
Oh, Snap.
Ever since Jonny started using the VO5 up in his Monchhichi lid, shit just ain’t been the same down at the swap meet. He’s been Continue reading Oh, Snap.
I’m Just Sayin’…
Whoops.
DaddyHawk VIII lived through another one.
Open Letter to My Father: Maybe it’s you up there in the sky shining like a star, looking down on me from the heavens. Maybe Continue reading DaddyHawk VIII lived through another one.
Fireside Chat with Hurl Everstone
Well. Piss-boring, shit-tired winter. Not anymore. It’s time to talk with one of cycling’s founding fathers, Hurl Everstone. If you read this site frequently and Continue reading Fireside Chat with Hurl Everstone
My Carrera weighs a ton.
Just so y’all know. Oh, and new crap up at the Nest of the Hawk Teflon spittin’ and written, I stab kitten. Happy New Year, Continue reading My Carrera weighs a ton.
I’m broke, too.
Hey, listen — Most folks know that when you ask someone for something, you have to give them something in return. It’s pretty fucking basic. Continue reading I’m broke, too.
I just drank the Kool-Aid
I spent far too long watching the tube tonight. Given that we only have about 12 or 16 accidental channels that happen to squeak in Continue reading I just drank the Kool-Aid
Thursday Haiku
My brain’s still swimming in the fetid, swampy foam of last night. Fuck, man.
Thursday Haiku
He studies the Law. Big Jonny’s rants lie in wait. Thursday Haiku lives.
Product Development
I’m developing some new clipless shoes and would appreciate any feedback from any of you. These should be much better on bikepunk’s knees.
A great waste of time!
Lance Rules