What a nin-cow-poop
After uncorking the time trial of his life on Saturday to retain the yellow jersey going into the first of three tough stages in the Continue reading
Author Archives: Patrick O'Grady
‘Chicken’ lays an egg
Ho, ho. Michael “Chicken” Rasmussen as much as called Denis Menchov a pussy after today’s stage of Le Tour. Quacks Big Bird, as quoted by Continue reading
Early Fourth of July fireworks
Rob a 7-Eleven, you go to jail. Better you should lie to the authorities and obstruct the investigation into the 2003 leak of a CIA Continue reading
The iPhones are here, the iPhones are here!
And the geeks are lining up to buy them as if Jenna Jameson had offered to autograph their dicks for them. Using lipstick. The lipstick Continue reading
Gimme Ultegra, hold the SL
Hee haw. I’m with m’boy Big Jonny on the Bike Snob. Loved this bit about Ultegra and its new glitzy big-hair lip-synch’n cousin, Ultegra SL: Continue reading
Stupidity should be painful
The latest from the You Can’t Legislate Away Human Stupidity Department, courtesy of Bicycle Retailer & Industry News: The New Jersey bicycle business may be Continue reading
Off we go, into the wild blue yonder
Space shuttle Atlantis blasted off today for the first shuttle mission of 2007. There is no truth to the rumor that Paris Hilton, Alberto Gonzales, Continue reading
More whiskey, indeed
I was three years younger than Paris Hilton is now when I got thrown in the Denver City-County Jail drunk tank in 1977 because a Continue reading