After uncorking the time trial of his life on Saturday to retain the yellow jersey going into the first of three tough stages in the Continue reading What a nin-cow-poop
Ho, ho. Michael “Chicken” Rasmussen as much as called Denis Menchov a pussy after today’s stage of Le Tour. Quacks Big Bird, as quoted by Continue reading ‘Chicken’ lays an egg
Rob a 7-Eleven, you go to jail. Better you should lie to the authorities and obstruct the investigation into the 2003 leak of a CIA Continue reading Early Fourth of July fireworks
And the geeks are lining up to buy them as if Jenna Jameson had offered to autograph their dicks for them. Using lipstick. The lipstick Continue reading The iPhones are here, the iPhones are here!
Hee haw. I’m with m’boy Big Jonny on the Bike Snob. Loved this bit about Ultegra and its new glitzy big-hair lip-synch’n cousin, Ultegra SL: Continue reading Gimme Ultegra, hold the SL
The latest from the You Can’t Legislate Away Human Stupidity Department, courtesy of Bicycle Retailer & Industry News: The New Jersey bicycle business may be Continue reading Stupidity should be painful
Space shuttle Atlantis blasted off today for the first shuttle mission of 2007. There is no truth to the rumor that Paris Hilton, Alberto Gonzales, Continue reading Off we go, into the wild blue yonder
I was three years younger than Paris Hilton is now when I got thrown in the Denver City-County Jail drunk tank in 1977 because a Continue reading More whiskey, indeed