Chip in for Charles
Pardon me for interrupting all this drunk cycling with a public-service announcement, but my friend and colleague Charles Pelkey — formerly The Explainer, Live Update Continue reading Chip in for Charles
Pardon me for interrupting all this drunk cycling with a public-service announcement, but my friend and colleague Charles Pelkey — formerly The Explainer, Live Update Continue reading Chip in for Charles→
We in the press get a lot of criticism, much of it richly deserved. But every now and then one of us gets it right. Continue reading R.I.P., Neil Alan Smith→
Gentlemen, remove your hats and lift your glasses to the memory of the guardian of Jack Daniels, Jimmy Bedford, who died Friday at 69. Sipping Continue reading Tennessee stud→
All you Flagstiffs will be pleased to know that my hometown, the concrete clusterplex of Bibleburg, Colorado, sprawls like a fat late-term-abortion baby atop Outside Continue reading We’re No. 1?→
This just in from cyclocross nationals in Kansas City: “Beer sales, they say, have lagged as the temperature has dropped.” And we’re stuck there for Continue reading Oh … my … God!→
Beauty and the beast My newish Subaru has a drinking problem. It swills coolant And then, feverishly, pukes it back up. The ’83 Toyota pickup Continue reading Thursday’s Poem: Beauty and the beast→
I can’t wait to see Bike Snob NYC tackle this one — a crew of teens in Queens riding two-wheeled sound systems. Nick Ragbir’s DJ Continue reading Pump up the volume (and the tires)→
Read it and weep, bitches — Bibleburg is the third drunkest city in the Benighted Snakes of Amerika, according to Men’s Health magazine. Only Denver Continue reading We’re No. 3! We’re No. 3!→
. . . here comes Masters Cycling magazine, your guide to the world of sand-bagging, treachery and egomania. Every issue will have a mirror on Continue reading Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the peloton . . .→
. . . comes this item from The Associated Press: Man Killed by Gator While Fleeing Police MICCOSUKEE TRIBE INDIAN RESERVATION, Fla. (AP) — A Continue reading From the It Sucks To Be Him file . . .→
This just in, from the Fort Worth Star-Telegram via The San Francisco Chronicle: Police Cite Man for Watching Porn in Car Police issued a citation Continue reading The Pope of DrunkCyclist?→
On a board, gasping As his tormenter pours, smiles Dreaming of surfing