Funny Man and Pineapple ride again!!
Caption that!!!

Today while I was at work and supposed to be working I came across this:
www.fatcyclist.com
Take the time to read this and then think about what’s important in life?
Then leave a comment.
snake

First off my legs still hurt. Well another Whiskey in the books. Big ups to Sad Cow and his crew for putting on another great race. If you reading this and you haven’t made it out to AZ to do one of these races then you’re missing out. This is what [...]

Teacher: I see your talents have gone beyond the mere physical level. Your skills are now at the point of spiritual insight. I have several questions. What is the highest technique you hope to achieve ?
Student: To have no technique.
Teacher: Very good. What are your thoughts when facing an opponent?
Student: There is no opponent.
Teacher: And [...]

Someone told me once when I get to the end of my rope make a knot and hang on.
Fuck that Im ready to crack. This is the only thing to make me smile this whole fucking week.
glumbert.com
snake

Renta Centa Style, just like your mom bought her couch.
I give you,
The Church of The Big Ring
Behold if your not in your big ring then you be damned.
snake

A few years ago Big Pun left a drunken phone rant on my cell phone. Sounded a lot like this. If this shit doesnt make you laugh the get the fuck off my planet.

Jimmy Dean

Snake

5 times I have deleted my post.
5 times I have written
5 times I have deleted
5 times I have tried
5 times and I’m done trying

So I got this hunch for 08……
This kid here

is going to blow up big time, cuz its Keim Time!!!!

Whats my name?
Fuck you,
that’s my name.

Rumor has it that there is going to be some cross racing this year in AZ. Both in PHX and in the Dirty T. So if keep your ears to the ground and brush up on your skillz, cuz your going to need them. Races typically are in the city parks so a little [...]

From: Snake
To: Everyone who raced Leadville Trail 100 Mountain bike this year
To everyone who raced the Leadville Trail 100 mountain bike race this year. You can now move yourself up a spot in how you finished. (All except Dave W. You’re fine where you’re at.)
I bit my tongue [...]

I’ve done some scary shit in my short time. One of those times is when I had to walk into the hospital room where Big Jonny was laying there bleeding and mumbling some incoherent shit about getting hit by a car. The first thing I did was grab a ball point pen and [...]

Snake: Hey Im going to ask you some questions for DC.
Tex: Ah shit (walking away now…)
interview is over I guess.
More later…..

Just thought that I would throw a mountain biker in the mix…
nikigudex.com

So I am riding this morning, the author of this story tells me that she wrote this little diddy about cycling in Tucson and wants the world to see it. I say “ok” little does she know its about to blow up like an A-bomb. So click the link and send her an [...]

The only reason that I can is because I’m from Idaho.
thebestpageintheuniverse.net/…idaho_blows

Howdy all, just thought that I would write in a race report seeing how its been a couple of years since I have done one. People used to say that they were cool to read someones tales from the gutter so here we go.
So Hamfist, Hightower, Dafidile, and yours truely Snake [...]

Back when men were men and sheep were nervous…….
Big Jonny and Gnome, at their finest……

snake

Two tears in a bucket so fuck it. Big Jonny wanted me to write a few things every now and again so here we go. I was writing race reports back in the day while most of you shit dicks were still wondering where you were going to your billy ride for the [...]