More in from our Far East correspondent Response. From: Response Subject: fuck dc (big jon) Well, I rewrote this, because it turned into an “I hate fucking arab motherfuckers” rant… Apparently Malaysia is Muslim, and now that the rabs are making too much money, the place is flooded with them. The rabs seem to relish [...]

Bad news out of Colorado Springs: From: Patrick Subject: Riders down Big Man, Here we go again — a two-fer this time, and maybe the hat trick, as the story says three riders were involved: gazette.com/…street_killed.html This is the same stretch of road where Ed Burke had his fatal heart attack and a friend of [...]

I give Lance Armstrong a lot of shit, but this time I gotta give him some props: He’s gonna do Chris Carmichael like Snake does me. Nasty. He did, however, engage in a little trash talk with coach Chris Carmichael, a Leadville veteran who will compete again this year. “I know I can beat Carmichael. [...]

Oh hell… Cops: Enraged motorist swerves into bicyclists, injures one A cyclist was struck while riding his bicycle Saturday morning, and both the victim and law enforcement officials say it was no accident. A 41-year-old Kamas man was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault after witnesses reported seeing him swerve at groups of eastbound bikers [...]

Two years. One million beers. Today is my death day. It was two years ago that I woke up in the hospital. With a wife and a six month old daughter at home. So much for being a cyclist. Oddly enough, I’ve managed to collect even more bikes since that day. The difference between training [...]

I’m going to beat that line like a fucking gong. Why? Because I can. Dude brings it. This is where my man woke up after drinking all day and watching the Tour roll by on the Hautacam. You can see his baby blue drunkcyclist jersey crumpled up on the ground like a soiled condom. Camp [...]

I’m not even sure how (or why) I ended up with this in my inbox. Who cares. I’m posting it. From: H [Editor's note: His name was changed per his request.] Subject: FW: Endway/National Touring Band A buddy of mine books shows at his bar in town. Mostly, that job consists of writing letters back [...]

Well, actually, I don’t know Masuimi at all. But she cracks my shit up anyway. “I Hate Ted Nugent!” Morat and I went to the Ted Nugent show last night at the House of Blues.. ONLY because Morat had to review the show for Classic Rock magazine, NOT because we wanted to go. I didn’t [...]

TARC Bike Rack Rap   I can’t believe what I just watched. Link Dump: [dc homeboy] joshkelleyracing.blogspot.com [that's what happened?] ap.google.com [and they said it couldn't happen] youtube.com [who knew?] news.aol.com [] From: Graeme Subject: I saw this on Times Online and thought you might be interested Says they can drink nine pints a night [...]

Bran Muffins She made bran muffins a whole tray they looked delicious. Wouldn’t let us have even one. She ate the whole tray herself. Then later as expected she was struggling in the hall bath just her a plunger and her shame as she attempted to force down what those bran muffins forced out. We [...]

Or as clean as he can at this point. The 24-year-old Riccò, who won two stages at the Tour before exiting the race for testing positive for a new product known as Continuous Erythropoietin Receptor Activator (CERA), was called before a CONI panel on Wednesday. “Speaking to the anti-doping prosecutor, I took full responsibility for [...]