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The hits just keep on coming… (Clickthrough 100% not safe for work. Good thing it’s Saturday.)

Ah, yes, the great Belgian Hope, the l’enfant terrible. God bless ‘em, he was great to watch. And the off the bike antics were the stuff of legend. He’s the poster child for when the drugs defined the cyclist. There is a story where Frankie Andreu see’s Vandenbroucke in an airport, swimming in a pile [...]

Here are a few more out of the stable. At first glance, these bikes seemingly have nothing in common. What they do have in common is they are all very cool bikes. These three have rounded out my collection nicely. Each does something different. Something completely different. And each does it very well. Early 80′s [...]

I rode a bike. Got lost by the mall roundabout. How the hell do I get past this? Went home. A kid yelled out his car window “Bunny hop!” I wanted to smash his face. But I wouldn’t have hit him even if I could have. It makes me feel bad to hit people. Except [...]

Word on the street is Rock Racing is done. I guess $200 jeans ain’t moving like the used to. Go figure.   The news in early December wasn’t good. But I hear it’s gotten worse.

Just because I’m not sure all the gaytardness came through in the pic I posted yesterday – here’s another look at my Fondriest. I need to tuck my dick between my thighs just to type this shit. Dude swings yard. And I’m talking about full-gas Pantani glamor here kids. Machismo Grande. Sound track provided via [...]

Same as yesterday morning: air up tires, play with brakes, ride around neighborhood, take photo. I may even, gasp, ride a bike today. And I’m talk’n ’bout full on kitted up gayness. Oh, embrace your inner PVP. Hey, 60 degrees is cold! Surly. Steamroller. ‘Nuff said. Fondriest. I call it The Italian Stallion. Also known [...]

I took photos of three of my bikes after riding each of them around the block. Moser w/ Dura Ace 10 Ciocc w/ Campy 8 spd Lemond w/ Campy Chorus 8 spd

Tour de France 1992: Andy Hampsten à l’Alpe d’Huez (1/2) Tour de France 1992: Andy Hampsten à l’Alpe d’Huez (2/2)

One week. Then I go back to school. This break will not be long enough. I need months to get over this shit. I need a job. I need a paycheck. I need hopes, dreams and aspirations. I’ll settle for LA Direct Models. Sites like that crack my shit up. Check out the matrix. Let [...]