About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

“I park in bike lanes … I’m an asshole!”

Posted on July 22, 2010 by big jonny

Now that my summer school class is a distant, fading memory, I can get down to some important shit. Like, for example, swimming, eating, drinking Continue reading →

Flying the Colors

Posted on July 21, 2010 by big jonny

Would you believe I forgot to get this one posted up? For nearly a month? From: DJB Subject: More shameless DC representation Jonny: The Test Continue reading →

Contador sacks up

Posted on July 19, 2010 by big jonny

Or, he attempts to. We’ll see. My own take is this: There are no gifts. That said, it is a damn shitty way to take Continue reading →

Is Armstrong’s empire crashing around him?

Posted on July 15, 2010 by big jonny

The long knives are coming out. Is Armstrong’s empire crashing around him? . . . [w]hether on the bike or in front of a microphone, Continue reading →

ADOT State Highway Bicycle Safety Action Plan.

Posted on July 13, 2010 by big jonny

This showed up in my inbox today from Prairiejean with the request that we all “Please take the time to send in this survey, very Continue reading →

Did ya bring some wood screws?

Posted on July 11, 2010 by big jonny

‘Cause I’m about to blow your door clean off. Today was not the first time Lance Armstrong got his door blown off at the Tour Continue reading →

Jeff Novitzky not Dirk Nowitzki.

Posted on July 11, 2010 by big jonny

The name to remember is Jeff Novitzky. Not to be confused with Dirk Nowitzki, who is a different type of badass entirely. Novitzky was heavily Continue reading →

Photos from my ride.

Posted on July 10, 2010 by big jonny

From: Peraldo Subject: Photos from my ride What do you do when you pass a store called the pink box??? You snap that shit! At Continue reading →

The Athletic Rooster.

Posted on July 9, 2010 by big jonny

From: Mikey Now that le Tour is on, I’m rocking Le Coq Sportif on the stem of the Trophy BIke. I’ve got 220 miles so Continue reading →

Pévenage is dropping dimes like rain.

Posted on July 8, 2010 by big jonny

Jan Ullrich’s former directeur sportif and mentor Rudy Pévenage has revealed that he organised trips for the German rider to visit Dr. Eufemiano Fuentes in Continue reading →