Tomorrow I drive down to Prescott and try my hand at the Whiskey. In years past I’ve done the 25 and 50 mile versions. This year I’m aiming for 15. I figure if my mugs splashed across the page I should really make an effort to be there. 15 miles with one feed zone. What’d Read the full article…

Some people get in so deep supporting one man over another, that they get themselves backed into a corner with no clear way out even if the man they backed is turning south on them. You should see the dumb shit being spewed out at places like the Velonews forum and the hundred other blog Read the full article…

From velonews.com/news/fea/12273.0.html LeMond unplugged: Former Tour champ meets the press By Jason Sumner VeloNews.com This report filed May 17, 2007 Following his startling testimony on day four the Floyd Landis arbitration hearing at Pepperdine University in Malibu, California, three-time Tour de France champion Greg LeMond held an impromptu press conference in the hallway outside the Read the full article…

Got this one from my man Bike Punk. Oh shitty. I mentioned that today is a holiday here. My wife just informed me that it is also Father’s day. It always falls on christi Himmelfahrt, and (get this…) Its a day where the kids traditionally spend with the dad, while the dad goes out (im Read the full article…

ANGRY DRAGON Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she’ll look like an angry dragon. ARABIAN GOGGLES A “seldom-seen” maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass Read the full article…

Also known as: A day late & a dollar short. Computers both help and hinder in equal parts. I’ve been saddled with a lame horse of a machine of late, one which inexplicable turns off and loses data. Apparently, whenever it fucking feels like it. And yesterday it felt like it a lot. Some IT Read the full article…

I purposely avoided talking about the guy in last night’s post on the “other” DC. You know, that static html site I can’t wait to throw from my shoulders like the Alabatross that it is. I just couldn’t quite psyche myself up for wading into the shit stream which was Falwell’s existence on this planet. Read the full article…

This is the future of drunkcyclist. I’m sitting at a desk miles from home and hours from finishing up here at work. I’m not on my “normal” machine here at the office, the one I’ve been using for two months. She’s all broken at the moment. Gave up the ghost I’m afraid. I blame Microsoft. Read the full article…

I first heard about Chris Zito when I got emails regarding him being the victim of a hit & run on his bicycle. Since I was on the losing end of a hit & run by a drunk driver last August, I read the email with dread. The guy who hit me was caught and Read the full article…

You just wait till I get this shit sorted out. Once I figure out the “complexities” of running a WordPress site (ha! try coding html for six years, you douchebag) and get a brand new layout from the Gnome, the pearls are gonna drop like fucking hand grenades around here. I’m gonna bring so much Read the full article…

This is just another test post to help pass the day away. I’ve got nothing to say and way too much to do. I guess things could be worse, though. So I really shouldn’t complain. At least not too loudly. Someone might actually hear me. And then all hell would break loose. I’ll just be Read the full article…

Work is fun. Really. When of the better gigs I’ve had. I haven’t beat my head against the wall for several hours now. I guess the medications working. But it’s still feels like when you stand at a trailhead with your bicycle and the sign says no bikes.