Posts by big jonny:

Primo Huesepole keep’n it real and other colorful tales

  My ride today consisted of dragging my daughter over to the country fair in a bike trailer. I’ve had easier goes of it, all things considered, single speed mountain bike and trailer full of kid and gear. But not many that were more fun. It was a good time all around. In fact, I Read the full article…

The Vuelta kicks off

The Vuelta started and I’m not very excited about it. Too much shit went down in professional cycling this last year, just too much. Maybe I’ll come around after a couple of stages and start to give a shit. But at the moment, I pretty much couldn’t care less. Daniele Bennati (Lampre-Fondital) picked up where Read the full article…

Landis decision likely in late September

I saw this one over at Velonews.com: memo drafted by the head of the arbitration panel reviewing the Floyd Landis doping case suggests that a decision in the matter won’t be forthcoming until mid- to late-September. The memo, obtained on Thursday by ESPN.com’s Bonnie D. Ford, notes that the chairman intends to formally close the Read the full article…

The High Jinx

Why am I always carrying on about Billy Penn? Why have I put up photos of the bloated dick Quaker in my back yard? Why do I have a fucking statue of the insatiable douchebag in my house? Why have friends of mine covered up photos of their own children with that of Billy Penn? Read the full article…

The Fat Ass Quaker Abides

This is my last free weekend. On the 9th the worm turns. It is upon me again; yet another football season. And I say “upon” as in “on top of”. Such is the curse of an Eagles fan. It falls on us like a ton of bricks each fall and ruins, yes ruins, each and Read the full article…

Happy Friday

This week I split the uprights and got a Happy Friday post up on a Friday. Sometimes you’re in front of the eight ball, and sometimes you’re behind it. I’m not sure yet which I prefer, so I’ll keep alternating between the two and get back to you with my impressions, depressions and distortions next Read the full article…

Two who hit cyclist sought

File this one under “holy shit”. From: Cody Subject: Cyclist Down Jonny, Mike & the boys at his shop read DC regularly. Mike’s going to be ok, but seriously, how fucked up is this: venturacountystar.com Ventura police are asking for the public’s help to find two motorists they say intentionally hit a bicyclist Monday night. Read the full article…

Reader email

Oh, I get the goods up in here. Let me assure you. From: Primo Huesepole Subject: cailifony gum show well here I am in Berlin, no I didnt get deported, I owe you 5 bucks. Berlin is really crowded but it’s Fucking bike friendly as hell. we went to a bike shop, they wanted 20 Read the full article…

Is this girl retarded?

Going with my embed like crazy and fuck all to IE6, check this one out: Miss South Carolina answers a question. Or at least, she tries to.

Ride what you got…

Same drill, if you have IE6 this probably won’t display. If you run IE7 or any version of Firefox, you’re straight. Go figure. From: Chris Subject: rad If this doesn’t inspire you to ride i don’t know what will. Ride what you got.

The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007

Oh my fucking god… U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent. It had to be a Republican. And he had to be from Ohio. Well played Onion, well played indeed. Those with IE6, follow this link: Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Read the full article…

Biker Down: Marie-Hélène Primeau

‘An extraordinary girl’ Motorist drank all day at Gatineau strip club; convicted twice before with impaired driving Jean-Francois Bertrand, Andrew Seymour, Katie Daubs and Alana Toulin, The Ottawa Citizen Published: Thursday, August 30, 2007 Marie-Hélène Primeau, 17 years old and days away from starting her studies at an Ottawa art college, was on her bike Read the full article…