First up, we have this video from youtube.com showing the desperate life of an Eagles fan. The accent, the clothes, the self loathing. It all goes together. Eagles fans everywhere have apparently given McNabb all of three weeks to come up with the goods. Frustrated with the Eagles’ last-second 16-13 loss to the Green Bay [...]

We at drunkcyclist.com would like to welcome Lux Wylie Noble to the world. 8 pounds, 9 ounces. Ten fingers, ten toes, one healthy young boy. And Mom is doing just fine as well. Dad, well, he sure looks stoked now don’t he? At least he’s wearing his DC shirt at the hospital.

This is a public service announcement: From: L. Subject: french threaded bb team hobo chick in search of french threaded bottom bracket for sweet old peugeot frame. the right price is free or cheap. You can email her at: robin42078 (at) yahoo.com.

For those in the bike industry, this one rings true. Congratulations on the purchase of your brand-new high-end road bike. Along with a pie plate, a set of reflectors, and more legal disclaimers than a Levitra commercial, your bicycle also comes with certain inalienable rights, and simply purchasing and owning this bicycle confers these rights [...]

Brinky went to Hamburg earlier this month. And yes, he’s a drunkcyclist.com sponsored athlete. And yes, he wanted me to say that! From: Brinky Subject: world championships/Hamburg Germany was quite the venue for a triathlon w/ tons of people lining the course. A little too rainy (and a bit cold) for my AZ blood but [...]

This is my year to be sick of Las Vegas. And I’m not even there yet. The thought of going out on the road again sends shudders down my spine. And at this point of my life, I guess I should be thankful for shudders. Anyway, Interbyke is now. And I’m heading that way in [...]

My man Marty is one fucked up cat. He crashed his bike and hurt his hand recently. So what does my man do? He makes a fucking sandwich out of his hand. For real. I am no longer hungry.

I got this one yesterday but didn’t get it posted till today. From: Joe Subject: Cyclist down This morning on mt lemon a cyclist got hit. We were the first people on the scene and wrapped him up in a sleeping bag and gave first aid waiting for paramedics. His first name was Jay and [...]

After being drilled by a wayward drunken motorist, I’d be lying if I told you I didn’t fantasize about shit like this. Milwaukee bicyclist shoots motorist after near-collision MILWAUKEE — A bicyclist shot a motorist after the man’s car nearly hit the bike on Friday night, police said. The 28-year-old driver of the car stopped [...]

I get a shit ton of email. And I still haven’t caught up on all the shit I missed while I was rubbing my dick between two rocks up in Colorado. I thought ya’ll might like this one: From: Michael Subject: RE: Andromeda Strain Btw, professional cycling has officially jumped the shark. I don’t give [...]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Cellular One to Sponsor Show Low Bluff Tour of the White Mountains Endurance Mountain Bike Event Show Low, Ariz. – Cellular One has agreed to become a presenting sponsor of the Show Low Bluff Tour of the White Mountains endurance mountain bike event. The largest employer in the White Mountain communities with [...]

This one just came down the pipe: Federal drug officials say they’ve arrested 124 people and busted 56 labs in the largest illegal steroid investigation in U.S. history. The Drug Enforcement Administration says it busted 56 steroid labs in 27 states. The 18-month investigation, dubbed “Operation Raw Deal,” targeted traffickers who allegedly imported raw materials [...]