We are legion. Or Corey is anyway. I’m a fat fuck in a stupid redneck mountain town. From: Corey the Courier Subject: Fucking drinking and fucking cycling I didn’t have internet for a while. I’m still keeping it real… surreal, actually. Friday night and out with NYC couriers for messenger appreciation day. It began with Read the full article…
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Biker Down: Sarah Howard
A woman killed Friday on her bicycle when she was hit by a Hummer H3 while riding her bike on Overland Road has been identified as Sarah Howard of Meridian. The Ada County Coroner said Howard, 48, died from a head injury. She was wearing a helmet at the time of the crash, Meridian police Read the full article…
I am old
Man, I sure am getting old. I’ve got a mountain bike that is sixteen years old out in my garage and I listen to music that was recorded in 1985. I wouldn’t change it if I could. My twenty year high school reunion is slated for next spring. Not that I’ve received an invitation, but Read the full article…
24 Hours of Moab Report
24 hours of Moab in the books. The kids has fun out there. Check the vid: From: stomparillaz Subject: @4hrs of Mooob Hola BIG jonny, and a good day to U sir! Been lurking in the closet of your site for many moons now… A proud member of the STompArillaz-creative-cycling-collective. Some Stompaz rolled down from Read the full article…
My balls hurt
I rode my Surly Steamroller to work yesterday for the first time since I started at the shop. I figured it was about damn time. The ride to work was cool, ‘cept for some crazy lady who passed me while we were both turning left at a traffic light. Go figure. (I wrote about it Read the full article…
It’s still good out on the road
More from out on the road with our boy Response. From: Response Subject: Holy HK Of course I managed to get food poisoning BEFORE I got on the plane to HK. I am standing there in the TSA shake down line and I break into a sweat and a sound like family of slugs mud Read the full article…
AZ Cross Race #1
This just in: From: Pounds O’ Bounds Subject: Cross Race This Sunday Hey Big Johnny, Remind everyone that the first Cross Race in Arizona for 2007 is this Sunday, October 21. Hope to see you out there. For more information go to www.azcross.com Oh snap!
Like I was mowing the grass
I need me one of these: Fun and dangerous = dangerous fun.
Happy Sundays, Bullshit Mondays
I rode for a little over an hour Sunday morning with Brinky on my single speed two-niner. It’s the only bike that seems to be worth a shit at the moment. Well, not counting the road bikes. Most of them are always on point. All they ever need is some air in the tires. I Read the full article…
Biker Down in Portland
Cyclist killed at W. Burnside and 14th According to Portland Police Bureau Lieutenant Mark Kruger, the cyclist collided with a cement mixing truck at the corner of W Burnside and 14th. Let’s get something straight – cyclists do not collide with cement trucks. You got the words mixed up on that one, kid.
The Flight of the Pigs Cometh
Oh yes. It is coming. Are you ready? From: Jimbo Subject: Flight of the Pigs It’s that time again. Come join me for the 11th annual Flight of the Pigs ride. See the attached flier. Note that this year we will also provide a post-ride bbq afterwards, in addition to the lunch at Zoe’s Kitchen. Read the full article…
Ride Clean cleans up
Team Ride Clean, sponsored in part by Drunkcyclist.com (yes, I write checks), took a few big wins this weekend. And we ain’t even to Sunday yet. Arizona’s new State Champion is Brain “Ham Fist” Forbes. He won it in grand style, losing his breakaway partner on the finishing incline. That makes two state titles for Read the full article…