We’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of Read the full article…
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Dear Red States:
Taking Out The Trash
I’m sure there were some who questioned Kohl’s performance at the Tour and this confirms it. Too bad, for I was rather hoping his feat was attained on moral and ethical grounds. But on a positive note (no pun intended) it is becoming a cleaner sport. Can’t say that about baseball (GO SOX!), football or Read the full article…
If Only…
They’d put this money to good use. Just think how much we could raise to paydown some of our debt, or apply towards new programs, fund renewable energy grants…You name it. These two have raised at least $572 million. A brother can dream, right?
Not Surprised
I don’t think too many people will be surprised with the recent outcomes of retested samples from this year’s Tour. Since when is Schumacher a stellar time trialist who can beat the likes of Cancellara? I think we’ll see some other big names get dung by the doping bell in the coming weeks. Hell, look Read the full article…
Statute of Limitations
It appears the French will never let some things go. Who’s croissant did Lance shit on to make those frogs so hell bent? Could Lemond be the French puppet-master? Did Lance schtoop Greg’s wife years ago? Round and round we go on this carnival ride and where it stops no one knows. More trivial news Read the full article…
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RIP Rider Down
I was having a great Friday morning until I heard about an accident blocks from our house. As a corridor for cyclists and commuters alike, fear struck me that a cyclist was involved. I ride through this area several times a week and with a deteriorating road way, motorists headed to the University, it’s a Read the full article…
Livewrong
Apparently, cavorting with the Olsen twins, hooking up with Kate Hudson and shmoozing Hollywood’s elite isn’t much of a challenge for ‘ol one nut. Look who’s returning to the peleton. Maybe the whole Brett Favre/GreenBay Packers debaucle enticed Lance to make a comeback? Or his stock pile of EPO is reaching it’s shelf-date expiration and Read the full article…
Charlie don’t surf!
Or in our case, Warren Jeffs don’t ride. The batcall went out and we descended upon Gooseberry Mesa outside of Hurricane, Utah. 5 rides in 3 days over some of the most engaging slickrock and singletrack trails around and no other riders. Labor Day weekend and we only encountered 2 riders. If you haven’t made Read the full article…
Where’s the Beef?
After Saunier-Duval pulled the plug, Scott bicycles was joined by American Beef. Talk about strange bed-fellows. Now it seems that Scott bicycles has had enough and is discontinuing sponsorship. What now? In lieu of dopped up Italians, the team will now be riding doped up cattle? Source: www.cyclingnews.com
Do Unto Others As…
You’d Have Them Do Unto You. Only seems fitting that there are those in Washington who view Russia’s recent emboldenment as a problem. Worried that Russian arms sales could undercut Western policy or even current conflicts. Hmmm, seems rather similar to when Russia invaded Afghanistan and the U.S. supplied the Taliban.